Kevin Love - Miami Ground Machine

[Douglar]

When I said sometime after the lottery, I didn't necessarily mean immediately after. I meant more like after the Heat got stomped in the Finals.

Udonis: U hanging in there buddy?
Bron: Gawdam this sucks. So much glare in this arena that can't read Kevin's tweets or my Travelocity app!

 

[Captain S]

The 0 is probably not as bad as whatever nickname Austin Carr will come up with.

The battler from the beaver state!

 

[Simmy]

For the most part, I do agree, but I do know LeBron has been thinking about coming back for a while now. Not saying he was necessarily "colluding" for an exit before the Finals were over, but it was definitely on his mind..

I've actually been pondering lately about how long before he officially made his decision to return, did he actually begin contemplating that as a real possibility?

He obviously didn't wake up that morning, put his Cleveland pants on and decide. I'm sure he's known about it for some time. And I wonder if, either consciously or subconsciously, did he say to himself "okay, if we don't win the championship, I'm going home"? And I wonder if he had that on his mind during the Finals series as he did when he left. Only this time, the shoe would have been on the other foot.

In retrospect, it certainly seemed to have been premeditated. I see no other reason to opt out of your contract unless you 1. Re-sign for less money (which I thought he would do) or 2. As we now know, have already made the decision to come to Cleveland.

My guess, knowing that LeBron has said he would never have played for another team, is that he knew from at least the moment he opted out that this was going to happen.

That could've given him ample time to contact Your K Love's and the like to see if they'd be willing to jump on board. As soon as he was given the green light, it was a done deal.

 

[tristan+kyrie=$]

so this girl I know younger brother went to the Cavs youth foundation golf outing and went to go to the bathroom and soon after Kevin Love walked in and her younger brother was like, "I know it is a weird time but everyone is happy to have you in Cleveland"

 

[shoes22]

Just bumping this thread to remind everyone that this guy plays for the Cavaliers now. With LeBron James. It still hasn't at all sunk in yet.

 

[Snarly]

Just bumping this thread to remind everyone that this guy plays for the Cavaliers now. With LeBron James. It still hasn't at all sunk in yet.

No it has not and the worse part about it is everyone thinks he is a bad player.... When was the last time a big man led a team to a title?... Shaq, Kareem? Anyways Jordan started LeBron and LeBron will go down as the face of the NBA for generations to become. Love will be the "glue" and Irving will be the "Brain" while LeBron will be the "Heart" The best part though is Waiters. Waiters will be the nerve system of this team... Basically they will be walking through the shell of Marion. Oh and this is reality... Jones, Miller, and maybe Allen! Then... let it sink in and enjoy.

 

[The Oi]

No it has not and the worse part about it is everyone thinks he is a bad player.... When was the last time a big man led a team to a title?... Shaq, Kareem? Anyways Jordan started LeBron and LeBron will go down as the face of the NBA for generations to become. Love will be the "glue" and Irving will be the "Brain" while LeBron will be the "Heart" The best part though is Waiters. Waiters will be the nerve system of this team... Basically they will be walking through the shell of Marion. Oh and this is reality... Jones, Miller, and maybe Allen! Then... let it sink in and enjoy.

Man, what?

 

[AuxiliaryPie]

No it has not and the worse part about it is everyone thinks he is a bad player.... When was the last time a big man led a team to a title?... Shaq, Kareem? Anyways Jordan started LeBron and LeBron will go down as the face of the NBA for generations to become. Love will be the "glue" and Irving will be the "Brain" while LeBron will be the "Heart" The best part though is Waiters. Waiters will be the nerve system of this team... Basically they will be walking through the shell of Marion. Oh and this is reality... Jones, Miller, and maybe Allen! Then... let it sink in and enjoy.

 

[CosmoKramer]

No it has not and the worse part about it is everyone thinks he is a bad player.... When was the last time a big man led a team to a title?... Shaq, Kareem? Anyways Jordan started LeBron and LeBron will go down as the face of the NBA for generations to become. Love will be the "glue" and Irving will be the "Brain" while LeBron will be the "Heart" The best part though is Waiters. Waiters will be the nerve system of this team... Basically they will be walking through the shell of Marion. Oh and this is reality... Jones, Miller, and maybe Allen! Then... let it sink in and enjoy.

A few questions...

...who thinks Kevin Love is bad? Didn't Tim Duncan lead the Spurs to a title months ago? And what the fuck does walking through the shell of Marion mean??

 

[ChicagoCavFan]

No it has not and the worse part about it is everyone thinks he is a bad player.... When was the last time a big man led a team to a title?... Shaq, Kareem? Anyways Jordan started LeBron and LeBron will go down as the face of the NBA for generations to become. Love will be the "glue" and Irving will be the "Brain" while LeBron will be the "Heart" The best part though is Waiters. Waiters will be the nerve system of this team... Basically they will be walking through the shell of Marion. Oh and this is reality... Jones, Miller, and maybe Allen! Then... let it sink in and enjoy.

Z can be the "foot." Delonte the "junk."

 

[The Oi]

Joe Harris can be the rhythym.

 

[Frank Stallone]

Alex Kirk is definitely the back hair.

 

[The Oi]

Would also be helpful to know who the less critically acclaimed body parts of the team are.

I'd say Haywood is probably the coccyx. Vestigal, hasn't been useful in years.

 

[Kypus]

Yes- vestigal- that's it. Maybe the man nipple.

 

[AuxiliaryPie]

Boobie the appendix?