Mike Pettine

[Huber.]

Reporter: Do you have final say in roster spots?

Mike: "Those details are being worked out" aka no.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Zombie Al Davis approves.

 

[AZ_]

Pluto: (Obligatory question about how you tell the fans this time is different)

"I have belief, in the staff, the players and the system that will be run here. Standards will be high, players will be accountable"

 

[AZ_]

"Nothing I can say today until September is going to matter...I just want the CLE fans to know that we'll have a team they can be proud of. I don't want to win press conferences."

 

[Soar]

"I don't want to win press conferences, I want to win football games"

Browns fans collectively swoon.

 

[AZ_]

MKC asking a question about a coach under contract, obviously rebuffed.

#TopNotchJournalism

 

[Real Deal]

One year puppet.

 

[Huber.]

"Daughter's don't like the colors brown and orange and are now Browns fans much to their demise."

 

[Frank Stallone]

Hahah great reply when asked about his daughter... - "I've been waiting for this question..."

Said he had a long talk with her.

One year puppet.

 

[Soda]

MKC asking a question about a coach under contract, obviously rebuffed.

#TopNotchJournalism

You've got to be pretty pathetic to feel like you must be the person who makes certain that people aren't hopeful. For anything.

 

[Huber.]

"I got a text from her today that would have made most dads cry" We got a real man here guys. No tear ducts for him.

 

[col63onel]

The new offense will be Clay Kucklic handing off to Hikee Johnson

 

[dano_24_26]

So what's this 19 year old daughter look like!?

 

[Binkster]

My main takeaway is that he has no shortage of confidence in his ability to coach football.

He could be fired after week one and I fully believe his confidence in his abilities would not wane.

 

[Soar]

I hope he finds success. Seems like a good guy.