Predict the 2015 win total.

[Spectre]

Four.

Last year, the bottom 5 scoring offenses picked 1,2,3,4,6 with 3 wins on average.

In 2013 they picked 1,3,7,12,18 with 5 wins on average.

In 2012 they picked 1,2,4,7,9 with 4 wins on average.

In 2011 they picked 1,2,3,5,11 with 4 wins on average.

Not a single team finished over .500.

Does ANYONE think we have more than a bottom 5 scoring offense this year? We were 6th worst last year and every team that finished below us now has a better QB and/or more weapons (minus the Jets).

If not, there is just no way our defense, even if it ends up Top 10, will keep us out of the cellar let alone bring us to an above .500 record/playoff appearance. And if we struggle out of the gate and don't go at least 3-0 or 2-1, our Week 4-17 schedule is beyond brutal.

Drink the Kool-Aid while you can my friends because you're going to want some stronger stuff before long.

Not bad. Was a little too optimistic though.

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

Not bad. Was a little too optimistic though.

You were pessimistic. I'm much happier with 3 wins than 4

 

[The Oi]

I made 12 predictions. I went 7-5 by underestimating McCown and vastly overestimating the record and defense. Barnidge was not on my radar.

The offense is going to be a nightmare. The defense will be above average. And if the offense wasn't so incredibly bad as it will be, the defense would be considered elite.

-7 wins. (WAY off)
-No WR will eclipse 1,000 yards (Barnidge got 1,043 so I was close)
-No RB will eclipse 800 yards (nailed it)
-McCown will start fewer than 10 games and will be a bottom 5 QB statistically (nailed the starts. He was better than I expected)
-Manziel will start between 3-6 games and be a bottom 5 QB statistically (Started 6. While he didn't qualify as a passer, his completion % would have been 3rd to last, passer rating, YPA, YPG would all have been 5th to last)
-Defense will allow under 19pts/game (top 5 in league) (Jesus Christ, no.)
-Offense will score under 19pts/game (bottom 3 in league) (Nailed it. 3rd to last with 17+)
-4 Pro Bowlers (Dead on.)

 

[The Oi]

That sounds more like a 3 win team.

Good for you. Nailed it.

 

[AZ_]

I made 12 predictions. I went 7-5 by underestimating McCown and vastly overestimating the record and defense. Barnidge was not on my radar.

The Oracle of Jigo.

 

[The Oi]

The Oracle of Jigo.

Just be glad my predictions weren't made in gif form.

Need to save up for the Tribe.

 

[JMcCurry08]

I predicted 9 wins and now I wanna steal a line from Charles Barkley

"I'm a dumbass"