Now who the hell is gonna smear their dogs shit on their face like war paint and make the best impression of William Wallace to get in this league?
If there's a spot open, I'll toss my hat into the ring. More shit talking here than the basketball league...
I'm not entirely sure you are capable of writing something as depraved as Jack Brickman, Real Deal, or Biw... your sobriety will get in the way... prove me wrong...
What sobriety? I just don't drink 6 days a week now. I still have a few here and there. And I still smoke more in a day that most do in a week.
About an hour before I posted this, I had to clean up a pile of shit on the kitchen floor left by none other than my potty training daughter who didn't make it to her potty in time. Pretty sure I'm going to mail it to you just for questioning my depravity.
Left that on Jigo's wife's chest.If it were your pile of shit on the kitchen floor, we would be getting closer to finalizing this league...
Id vote for @Man Called X . He likes to wheel and deal.
I say this not knowing if I even have a vote.
I know he wheels and deals, he took me to the poor house in the hoops league last season... you did too... shit, I'm not making trades this year.
The contest stands as most depraved shit before Saturday comes to a close. One spot is definitely open, maybe two.
Had the opportunity to have sex with the mother in law...
Not saying it happened. Not saying it didn't happen.
Posting this solely so @The Oi can fantasize about it. No other reason.
*edit* Should note that I now get my kicks from turning on Jigo.
Unfortunately I will be unable to participate this year... Have a lot going on with traveling for work and family stuff. I can transfer my team to someone if they'd like to use my keepers. I had a good time last year. Disappointed I won't have the time to put effort in to it this year