Slingin' Sammy "Super Soaker" Merrill

[The Oi]

How soon we forget the interview he did with Stephen A, where he hoarsely said, “the problem with white players is that they’re naturally unathletic. You have to count on them being either crafty all around players or great spot up shooters. If they’re neither of those things, they’re useless to me. Not to mention, they consistently want to amp up locker room nudity to levels other guys aren’t really comfortable with.”

What else do we need here?

 

[Douglar]

Not to mention, they consistently want to amp up locker room nudity to levels other guys aren’t really comfortable with.”

Note to self: Don't share a locker room with Steven A.

 

[AllforOne]

JBB doesn’t like white players. Ran KLove out of town, won’t play Dean Wade, Cedi is constantly in the doghouse, this guy will never play.

The end to this conversation will inevitably include the words “I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

 

[cavsfever]

Ok I take it back. Maybe he just hates people who can possibly shoot 3s (unless they are Mitchell or Garland)

 

[Tonedef75]

Ok I take it back. Maybe he just hates people who can possibly shoot 3s (unless they are Mitchell or Garland)

Yes, because that makes even way more sense.

 

[Cavatt]

How soon we forget the interview he did with Stephen A, where he hoarsely said, “the problem with white players is that they’re naturally unathletic. You have to count on them being either crafty all around players or great spot up shooters. If they’re neither of those things, they’re useless to me. Not to mention, they consistently want to amp up locker room nudity to levels other guys aren’t really comfortable with.”

What else do we need here?

Is that nudity part real? Wow that is amazing

 

[B Mac]

Please knock off the conversation about race. Joking or not, its a slippery slope.

 

[2 For The Brew]

JBB ain't grading on melanin. Let's put that one to bed.

Who’s this Melanie and is she good in bed?

 

[2 For The Brew]

Didn’t JBB play our Cream-Team a bit last year ?

He probably did so just so he could laugh at them…

For awhile last season that Rubio, Love, Osman white bench was lethal. I was looking forward to that group getting back together but Kevin is at least medium well.

 

[Omar The Horse]

He gets to use his arms some more to lift bags instead of shooting. Yay.

 

[B Mac]

I’m curious to see the details of this contract. I’ll guess some team options will be included.

 

[Dr No]

I’m curious to see the details of this contract. I’ll guess some team options will be included.

I would bet its the same basic deal that we've given our other 2-ways (Wade & Stevens). Minimum salary, 3 year, non-guaranteed. If they are good enough to keep around, they are cheap. If they need pushed out of the roster, they are easy to get rid of. With the number of key players needing to get paid in the next few years, we need playable, cheap, labor. And, like with Wade and Stevens, it means Koby has seen enough to at least try to develop him.

 

[Cavatt]

I like this. I am worried it keeps us from picking up a big for the playoffs

 

[Deezus]

I like this. I am worried it keeps us from picking up a big for the playoffs

Just use Merrill as our 3rd big off the bench. Small ball era!

 

[willglam]

Koby Altman is going to keep Wade, Windler and now Sam to force JB’s hand whether he likes it or not lol