I'm incredibly disappointed with this thread... I can't believe there has been no mention of the best Subway sub of them all...
THE SEAFOOD SENSATION
That's right boys, I'm talking about 12 solid inches of fake fish flesh, swimming in a delicious white creamy sauce...
But enough about my penis. This sandwich is incredible!
Nevermind that the main ingredient is a mystery-meat "imitation crab" that looks like sliced up vagina lips with a half of a bottle of mayo slapped on top... This thing is delicious. Not to mention, it'll give you the most spectacularly bad smelling farts within a few hours and a shit the size of Louisville Slugger the next day, minus the splinters. No joke, the shits this thing produces are downright prolific. Its like the imitation crab mystery meat has some special property that scrapes up all the leftover shit-bits in your poop-chute on its way out. I've heard rumblings that Jared Fogel lost the vast majority of his weight by eating a pound of Seafood Sensation meat, then pooping out two pounds shortly thereafter. I could literally eat nothing but a 12 incher, then promptly shit out 18 inches the next day. In fact, if there were ever a "shit to save your family" scenario, where I could only eat one thing to produce the biggest shit possible to save my family, I'd choose the Seafood Sensation.
This thing, literally, saves lives. Go ahead, try one. I dare you. Just make sure you've got a solid supply of TP, some lotion to repair your stretched out b-hole, and a solid trigger-finger ready for multiple flushes. Don't say I didn't warn you.