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Quiznos is objectively better, with better ingredients, better toasting process, better selection of sandwiches, and soups, better cookies, higher quality facilities... It is better in every way. Subway is the mcdonalds of subs. It uses shitty cheap bread , cheap lettuce and ingredients and tries to justify its bland taste and texture by calling it "healthy." If you prefer subway you simply don't know any better.
 
Oh is that why most of them are gone?

On a side note, I do like Quiznos, but I don't think it's worth the price.

Quiznos is easily better than Subway. That doesn't mean that Quiznos is all that good, just that Subway is fucking awful.
 
I avoid subway like the plague, I prefer Jimmy Johns Turkey and Bacon on whole grain wheat. Or Jason's Deli.
 
I prefer Rax, Big Boy and Dominos before they changed their recipe...in that exact order.
 
big boy is the greatest burger there is. although none of them use the same sauce.. im talking about one in northeast ohio, used to be streetsboro, theres still one that does it the right way left... i eat 3 at a time
 
Never had Big Boys. But right now I'm craving White Castle. May have to make a trip to Arlington Road. Get some red cream soda.
 
Swensons bitches, Swensons

Oh and In n Out Burger is overrated for as much as i here about how great it is.
 
Big Boy sucks. I was kidding.

I bet davek feels like he did when his friends tricked him into admitting he tasted his own jizz back in seventh grade.
 
I'm incredibly disappointed with this thread... I can't believe there has been no mention of the best Subway sub of them all...


THE SEAFOOD SENSATION

That's right boys, I'm talking about 12 solid inches of fake fish flesh, swimming in a delicious white creamy sauce...

But enough about my penis. This sandwich is incredible!
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Nevermind that the main ingredient is a mystery-meat "imitation crab" that looks like sliced up vagina lips with a half of a bottle of mayo slapped on top... This thing is delicious. Not to mention, it'll give you the most spectacularly bad smelling farts within a few hours and a shit the size of Louisville Slugger the next day, minus the splinters. No joke, the shits this thing produces are downright prolific. Its like the imitation crab mystery meat has some special property that scrapes up all the leftover shit-bits in your poop-chute on its way out. I've heard rumblings that Jared Fogel lost the vast majority of his weight by eating a pound of Seafood Sensation meat, then pooping out two pounds shortly thereafter. I could literally eat nothing but a 12 incher, then promptly shit out 18 inches the next day. In fact, if there were ever a "shit to save your family" scenario, where I could only eat one thing to produce the biggest shit possible to save my family, I'd choose the Seafood Sensation.

This thing, literally, saves lives. Go ahead, try one. I dare you. Just make sure you've got a solid supply of TP, some lotion to repair your stretched out b-hole, and a solid trigger-finger ready for multiple flushes. Don't say I didn't warn you.
 
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Dibella's Subs is phenomenal for a chain. The best chain subs out there, by a mile.
 
Truth be told I hate Subway but eat it almost everyday. I think after years of eating steak, BMT, buffalo chicken and one other sandwich I can't remember I really can only eat grilled chicken sandwiches and their lettuce and spinach is terrible. Chipotle has better salads somehow.
 

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