The Dog Thread

[Jack Brickman]

Took the shepherd to the vet today for a vaccination and some routine bloodwork...he is not a fan..

"Why am I here?"

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"No seriously...why am I here?"

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"I give up."

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"Wait...there are treats here?!?"

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And a bonus pic of old man Loki because he's fucking awesome:

 

[CornerThree]

My dogs

This is Chachi, he's my boy. 14lb Pom Shi tzu poodle mix.

this is Jojo, his dumb hooker sister. They were a package deal. She brings no joy whatsoever.

This is George, he just kind of wandered into my In-Laws house and stayed there for awhile and nobody was looking for him. After awhile, they asked us if we wanted him and I took him home. He's a 45lb goldendoodle type dog, but we have no idea wtf he is. I think he's roughly the same age as the others(approx 4).

 

[Jack Brickman]

It says I don't have permission to view any of those pics.

 

[CornerThree]

fixed them. It's really hard to take photos of black dogs with shiny hair.

 

[Kouki]

We're taking my gf's Pomeranian to the dog park today.

Man if I was single, this little guy would pull mad bitches.

Probably men too because he's a Pomeranian.

 

[Jack Brickman]

We're taking my gf's Pomeranian to the dog park today.

Man if I was single, this little guy would pull mad bitches.

Probably men too because he's a Pomeranian.

If you were single you probably wouldn't own a Pomeranian, though. It's a catch-22.

 

[Kouki]

welp

There was a guy there who had two Chihuahua's, one was 1.5 years old and the other was 15. The 15 year old one was trying to make our Pomeranian his bitch all night. Pretty much just walking around in circles, occasionally trying to mount, while our dog tried to lick his junk.

We have a gay dog.

 

[Jack Brickman]

welp

There was a guy there who had two Chihuahua's, one was 1.5 years old and the other was 15. The 15 year old one was trying to make our Pomeranian his bitch all night. Pretty much just walking around in circles, occasionally trying to mount, while our dog tried to lick his junk.

We have a gay dog.

It's probably not as gay as the guy who owns two chihuahuas.

 

[Kouki]

lol

probably his wife's or something

poor little guy was too tired to even stick his snout out the window on the way home

 

[CornerThree]

It's probably not as gay as the guy who owns two chihuahuas.

I'm pretty sure this comment also applies to AJ Hawk. IIRC he's a tiny dog guy.

 

[Jack Brickman]

I'm pretty sure this comment also applies to AJ Hawk. IIRC he's a tiny dog guy.

I'm a fan of medium dog breeds or bigger. You can probably tell, as I have one medium breed and one large breed. Still not sure what my next breed will be (it won't be for a long while, God willing, so I'm not exactly looking at puppies or anything), but I've been thinking about a Rottweiler, or maybe another Boxer. Germans make all the best dogs.

 

[David.]

People too. Demonize the germans and their idea of breeding super races all you want, but German people and German dogs are a step above the rest.

 

[Jack Brickman]

People too. Demonize the germans and their idea of breeding super races all you want, but German people and German dogs are a step above the rest.

They had the best beers too until we changed the game and started founding microbreweries. They have yet to catch up, but I have faith that, at some point, they will.

 

[Jack Brickman]

Seriously, though...look at this fucking list of dogs:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Dog_breeds_originating_in_Germany

You could live your entire life only buying dogs from that list and you'd die before you got to a sucky dog (assuming all the dogs lived at least eight years).

Some highlights:
German Shepherd (duh)
Boxer
Rottweiler
Doberman
Great Dane
Schnauzer
Poodle
Weimaraner

And those are just the really good ones! Also note that the list I posted includes three of the top five breeds when listed by intelligence, and boxers are generally considered to be much more intelligent than they've tested as well (because they don't respond well to discipline-based training, which is how the dogs are typically ranked).

They even have comedy covered with the dachshund. They thought of everything!

 

[JSS2306]

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