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Debating who is better between Zimmer and Allen is like debating which is healthier: smoking crack or eating a slice of pizza that's been on a city sidewalk for three days?

Both options are depressing to consider.
 
Debating who is better between Zimmer and Allen is like debating which is healthier: smoking crack or eating a slice of pizza that's been on a city sidewalk for three days?

Both options are depressing to consider.
I'm actually really rooting for Zimmer to stay healthy. I think he can be a 2-3 WAR guy this year for us.
 
If Zimmer stays healthy and hits 2.0 WAR, then I will Livestream video of myself strapping my nads to an electric chair operating at 25 megavolts.
He already has a 1.6 WAR season to his name in only 101 games.

The health is certainly an issue, but there's no doubt he has the ability to be a productive player when he can stay on the field.
 
If Zimmer stays healthy and hits 2.0 WAR, then I will Livestream video of myself strapping my nads to an electric chair operating at 25 megavolts.

Man... you should have said at least a 3.0 WAR.

Zimmer stays healthy and has an adequate offensive season, with his defense, he’s going to hit 2 WAR relatively easily.

Eagerly awaiting the video.
 
It's in my signature now.
The definition of "if Zimmer stays healthy" is key here. Is missing one game due to "general soreness" considered not being healthy? We need to set the minimum AB.
 
The definition of "if Zimmer stays healthy" is key here. Is missing one game due to "general soreness" considered not being healthy? We need to set the minimum AB.

500 ABs in order for me to fire up the generator.
 
Leonys Martin was worth 2.4 WAR or better 4 years in a 6 year span from 2013-2018.

Granted, in 3 of those seasons he had 500+ PA and 143+ games played, which would be uncharted waters for Zimmer

400. Nothing less than that amount, or else I'm not going to risk testicular trauma.

I mean, you're not gonna do it regardless so
 
332 PA and 299 AB got him to 1.6 WAR in 2017. It is really just a matter of opportunity and health.

And by opportunity, I mean he'll have to earn his spot initially, and that could prove difficult for various reasons.

400. Nothing less than that amount, or else I'm not going to risk testicular trauma.

WAR is a cumulative stat, not a rate stat, so if he manages 2+ WAR in fewer than 400 AB, he will have earned the right to dismantle your testicles.
 
Leonys Martin was worth 2.4 WAR or better 4 years in a 6 year span from 2013-2018.

Granted, in 3 of those seasons he had 500+ PA and 143+ games played, which would be uncharted waters for Zimmer



I mean, you're not gonna do it regardless so

No way man, I'm committed to the core.
 

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