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Dylan “Breaking” Windler is a Laker. How much help does LeBron need!?

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Which of Dylan Windler's Organs are most Desirable for Harvesting?

  • Lungs (because he is great at cheering while in street clothes)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Liver (Ricky Rubio could use a new one)

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • Kidneys (of no immediate use, but useful for cash considerations)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Heart (in excellent shape from so much sideline cardio)

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Uterus

    Votes: 6 14.0%
  • Ovaries

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • Eyes (useful for changing eye color without contact lenses)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Foreskin (for circumcision reversal)

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • Face (a sop for the Faceless Men)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Whatever Jim Chones would like

    Votes: 16 37.2%

  • Total voters
    43
As a matter of fact there is..


Hate to see it. He was just hitting his stride. Loser!
Hitting his stride?! Sorry for the low humor, but he was not, in fact, hitting *anything*.

Frankly, I was assuming we'd just cut him after he got back.
 
Feel bad for the dude. He was already an older draft pick and has basically lost his first 2 seasons to injury. He'll be 25 when the season starts next fall and still without much actual game experience.
 
Feel bad for the dude. He was already an older draft pick and has basically lost his first 2 seasons to injury. He'll be 25 when the season starts next fall and still without much actual game experience.
25 eh?

If he doesn’t score another point this season he’ll have been paid just over $25,000 per point. If we paid Sexton that much he’d be over $29,000,000 season to date.

Fun fact: Windler and Love have both scored 161 points this season.
 
25 eh?

If he doesn’t score another point this season he’ll have been paid just over $25,000 per point. If we paid Sexton that much he’d be over $29,000,000 season to date.

Fun fact: Windler and Love have both scored 161 points this season.
Well, Sexton has stayed healthy and is probably going to sign for $29,000,000+ per year. If Windler can't get healthy, he'll never see his second contract. Granted, even if he never gets healthy, his $6,400,000 guaranteed over 3 years is pretty dang good money for normal people, but I'm sure as a 1st round draft pick he had visions of a lot more before his career ends.
 
Well, Sexton has stayed healthy and is probably going to sign for $29,000,000+ per year. If Windler can't get healthy, he'll never see his second contract. Granted, even if he never gets healthy, his $6,400,000 guaranteed over 3 years is pretty dang good money for normal people, but I'm sure as a 1st round draft pick he had visions of a lot more before his career ends.
There are a lot of flops in the first ten picks every year. If you’re picked towards the tail end of the first round the odds are against a long career as a rotation player.
 
I thought Keldon Johnson was the no brainer pick ,,,but then they took this guy,,,but wtf do I know.

Shams even tweeted Cavs are taking Keldon and they changed their mind last minute. If we make that pick we likely go a different direction with the Okoro pick.
 
Shams even tweeted Cavs are taking Keldon and they changed their mind last minute. If we make that pick we likely go a different direction with the Okoro pick.

I remember that and it was real weird but Keldon Johnson could have also still been a pick for the Spurs. The Spurs had #29 and #40 in the draft, they might have been willing to trade up for Keldon Johnson at #26. When the Cavs got #30 they might have agreed to not do the trade and take Windler at #26. Brooklyn and Golden State might have agreed that it wasn't changing who they picked if they did that so it could all be changed.
 
So, that’s a foot, a wrist, and a knee, right?

Should we start a pool on which body part he will injure next? I’m guessing he smashes a nut.
 
Could fracture his WAP
 
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