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All-Stiff Team -- Small Forwards (My God, do these guys suck....)

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The Human Q-Tip said:
I agree. But then someone -- perhaps even you -- should have nominated Paddio in the nomination thread. But nobody did. I just thought of him after the fact, which is why I mentioned him in here. I can't change the poll once it is posted, but if you want to add anyone to be considered for SG or PG, just add them to the nominations thread and ping me to let me know.
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My biggest concern in life right now with everything going on is the integrity of this pole, I mean this isn't just for fun and jokes, this pole is serious, lol.

You should know me by now on this type of crap, its all for fun, no need to worry to much about it, at the end of the day some are obvious like not so power forwards has to be Anthony Bennet, and no way Gee or Newble (who by the way were truly clones, lol) deserve any hate as they came in as utility guys and left with more than we thought they could give.

@Randolphkeys is wrong about his name sake, he was a slightly below average sf, not as bad as some of the names on the list. Mike Sanders started for some very good Cavs teams in the 80's, but Sanders had only slightly more to do with that than I did while watching them in high school.

While Winston Bennett has my vote, I cant be mad at Jiri, or ass fingers getting the nod.

Come to think of it, maybe we should assasinate the next GM that selects a guy named Bennett for the Cavs.
 
SpanishCavsfan said:
I didn't vote for Casspi but Assfingers is the second best nickname for a player on this site, behind Elk Shyt for CJ Miles.
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bigking777 said:
Assfingers is my favorite.
I always think "Chuck Jumpers" when I hear CJ Miles.
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bigking777 said:
Assfingers is my favorite moniker. I should have made it more clear, I guess.

I remember someone here painting the picture that each of Casspi's fingers had a tiny ass.
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Obligatory:

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bigking777 said:
Assfingers is my favorite moniker. I should have made it more clear, I guess.

I remember someone here painting the picture that each of Casspi's fingers had a tiny ass.
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I swear I've got it somewhere on my PC, but I did find it with a google search.
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Deezus said:
Obligatory:

Omri Casspi Autographed Hat

DUDES, I've got the deal of the century for you, right here! Up for sale is a genuine, Omri Ass-Fingers autographed hat, complete with certificate of authenticity. This little gem entered my life 2 or 3 years ago after a buddy of mine, who worked at an unnamed youth organization for boys that...
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And yes, the hat is still available! PM me if you want a piece of Cavaliers history!
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I'll give you $3.50 and a half pack of Big Red chewing gum for the hat. Honestly think you're making out in the deal.
 
Man Called X said:
I'll give you $3.50 and a half pack of Big Red chewing gum for the hat. Honestly think you're making out in the deal.
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The hat worth more without the signature. Devalued, like restaurant stock right now.
 
Lee said:
While Winston Bennett has my vote, I cant be mad at Jiri, or ass fingers getting the nod.
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Bennett's only claim to fame was the Jedi mind trick he pulled on coach Lenny Wilkins. Lenny's deservedly a Hall of Famer as both a player and a coach, and at one time had more wins than any other coach in NBA history. But Lenny not only had Bennett in the rotation, but actually started him for nearly a hundred games.

And it gets even weirder. Lenny started Bennett for 45 out of 52 games in the 1991-1992 season. He was the starter at small forward at the beginning of March 1992, but by mid-month, he not only lost his starting job, but his spot in the rotation and on the roster entirely. He was waived. How freaking weird is that? Lenny starts the guy for the better part of 2 and half years, and he then basically goes from starter to unemployed overnight.

The Heat then picked him up in April, for two games in which he played a grand total of two minutes. And that was all it took for them to wonder what the fuck Lenny had ever seen in the guy. Season was over, and Bennett never played another minute in the league for anyone.

So, whatever Jedi mind trick Bennett pulled on Lenny suddenly wore off, Lenny could see him for what he was, and poof. That was it.
 
Phills14 said:
We should make an alltime passed over draft pick team...

For example: We took Vitaly Potapenko 1 pick in front of Kobe Bryant

@The Human Q-Tip
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That would be tough, lots of people are going to pick players like Greek freak who were never early lottery but clearly should of been. If we make a rule that they have to be within 2 or 3 picks of where we drafted, then that could work.
 
Phills14 said:
We should make an alltime passed over draft pick team...

For example: We took Vitaly Potapenko 1 pick in front of Kobe Bryant

@The Human Q-Tip
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Tough to lament the Kobe one too much when we would have just ended up with Vlade Divac.

However, Peja Stojakovic was taken 14 and Steve Nash was taken 15. Not difficult to imagine either of those guys being willing to stick around either.
 
Gee was an NBA standard player, sure he should have been like 8th man instead of starting SF but he was an NBA player.
Players like Graham, Stauskas and Karasev had no business being in the NBA even as bench players
 
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The Human Q-Tip said:
Hey, be my guest! I've got my hands full with this shit show.
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I'm bored so I went ahead and did a quick look. I tried to be reasonable with it. I tried to keep the picks in the same ballpark. I didn't go with Antetokounmpo who was selected 15th when the Cavs had the #1 overall pick. All of these guys were within 4 picks of the Cavs selection. So here it goes


1984: Tim McCormick 4 picks later John Stockton
1985: Charles Oakley 4 picks later: Karl Malone
1989: John Morton 1 pick later: Vlade Divac
1996: Vitaly Potapenko 1 pick later: Kobe Bryant
1999: Andre Miller 1 pick later: Shawn Marion
2001: DeSagana Diop 2 picks later: Joe Johnson
2002: Dajuan Wagner 3 picks later: Amare Stoudemire
2012: Dion Waters (AAAAAYYYYYYEEEE) 2 picks later Damian Lillard
2013: Anthony Bennett 1 pick later: Victor Oladipo

Line up of
C: Amare Stoudemire
PF: Karl Malone
SF: Shawn Marion
SG: Kobe Bryant
PG: John Stockton

Key Reserves: Damian Lillard, Victor Oladipo, Joe Johnson and Vlade Divac
 
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