Browns Vs. LIONS (Week 7)

[RuanuLaw]

Cleveland Browns (2-3) vs. Detroit Lions (who cares)
10/23/05
1:00 pm
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Its a battle between two "2-3" teams. Some will argue that the Brown's 2-3 record does not really reflect they way they have been playing. Minus a penalty here, plus a catch there, and wha-lla, the Browns would be 4-1! But it is time to wake up because we know that is just day dreaming by Browns' fans! But the Lions' fans need a reality check if they think that this guy was going to be their saviour...

Yes folk! Jeff Garcia's head really is that dispropotional to his body!

Yes, that's Garcia! The one that was supposed to be our saviour last year, but unfortunatly, Jefforey "Under the counter gay" Garcia turned into a pre-madona and went turned into a...shall we say, "be-otch" halfway through the season!...

Jefforey's best impressionation of Fonzi! "Heyyyy!"

In his stay in Cleveland, Garcia was so skiddish in the pocket, people often confused his attemt to "stay alive" in the pocket, with him trying to run away from the police....

Garcia's mugshot!

But Mr. Garcia will be Garcia, and that got him in trouble when he scrambled in the Pre-Season for a few extra yards, and pulls a "Mike Vick". Nice going dumbass!...

Garcia breaks his leg in Detroit! VELVET LION TO THE RESCUE!

Lions fan's patience is running thin with Joey Harrington! Joey is the new day Tim Couch...just Joey does not have a "dead arm." Steve Mariucci said “He would like to be more productive. We would like to be more productive primarily in the passing game. Right now he is our starting quarterback. We’re doing everything we can to get him to practice the reps that he needs to time some things up with these guys. That’s where we are.” Mr. Mariucci, you are NOWHERE! Get rid of these two.... and trade up to draft Matt Leinert (sp) in next years Draft...

Joey' new proffesion next year will be the hostess playing as the Pirate at Joes' Crab Shack! Arrrrrr....

But lets get serious folk! The Browns suck just as much. We are unable to stop the run and we keep playing the "Bend but don't break" deffense. If that continues, Mariucci will pull out Joey let Garcia run all over us! He is a scrambler, and we need to break his legs if he in fact does see the field!

The offense needs to let R.D run wild, and give him more than 15 touches a game. Give him 25+ touches. Trent needs to use his car's GPA system to locate Antonio Bryant and get him the damn rock!

Another problem the Browns are faced with is all those Special Teams penalties. I don't know if anyone knew this, but 75%+ of the punt return penalties are caused by "deffensive players." Some will say, "whats wrong with that?" DEFFENSIVE PLAYERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO BLOCK! We need to replace people like Sean "penalty machine" Jones with offensive minded players that know how to BLOCK!

Special Teams is the "X-Factor" in a game, and our X-Factor has become nothing more than an F-Factor. We need to do something quick because word out of the Lion's den is that Mariucci has a new "X-Factor" that he is going to implent as QB....

Not as gay as Garcia, and not as slow as Harrington, but this new guy knows how to be a "winner". Word is that Couch is really underneath that suit!

Browns get over the embarassment form last week and trounch on the Mighty Lions.

BROWNS: 31
LIONS: 16

 

[RuanuLaw]

Here are some jokes to kill ur time...just like we are going to kill the Lions.

Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions &
the Taliban?
A. The Taliban have a running game

Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in
common?
A. They both can make 80,000 people stand up & yell
"Jesus Christ" !

Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts

Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A. To the Silverdone - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief

Q. Why was Steve Mariucci upset when the Detroit Lions
playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a
dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run
the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
:chuckles:

 

[PIP]

Un Huh, yes indeed... Another stellar,funny and solid preview RUN..Good stuff..

The time and effort is much appreciated..

 

[RuanuLaw]

Thanks Pip!

I did it so early to it would get people's minds away from the travesty that happened on Sunday! Lets look to the future. Forget the past.

 

[hughes1988]

that was great man lol

 

[cdt]

Rube Droughns 83 yards on 10 carries. Dilfer 2 picks...1 was to Bly the other was tipped and picked by RQ McQuarters but they didn't get anything out of it. Defense looks alright, a few big plays but a lot of gangtackles. We get the ball after the half and I wanna see BIG MONEY SURE THING BRAYLON CATCHIN SOME BALLS He had a 15 yard catch THROW HIM THE BALL we dont need a 40 million dollar decoy. Get it to him he will catch it. Dont always look at Bryant hit Frizz or Northcutt or Heiden or something!

 

[cdt]

CHARLIE FRYE

 

[cavincali]

dilfer sucks. im done with this guy. :thumbdown

 

[cdt]

I could hold the ball until the pocket collapses and If forced to throw get it to their 9th string corner back because he only throws to Bryant. They have their top 2 corners out...and their top d linemen out...

 

[Cavs1]

browns are pathetic. get frye in there since he is our future, this team is going nowhere this year.

 

[cdt]

Let Frye get time under his belt dont throw him out there with good weapons and expect him to play like he has been out there before. Let Dilfer and Frye set up a Peyton/Harrison combo get a feel for eachother. Our offense blows big time, Droughns is good but you can't run the same play 3 times and expect to bust a 15 yarder each time. The 3-4 defense is just not working. We should have kept the 4-3 since we have a better personell to run that, left Lang at end and had Thompson Davis and Stewart at LB. We have absolutely no pass rush the shittiest line can get 8 seconds in the pocket for their qb. It will be another 2 years before we can even say playoffs.

 

[Mandingo]

Penalties. :thumbdown That is what kills us. Until we work on playing smart we will always have bad games regardless who is at QB.

 

[PIP]

I agree Dingo to an extent.

Penalties are a killer...

But when your QB has his eyes affixed to one player's ass the whole game, we won't win..

Dill-Hole doesn't check down... He gets the ball from the center and if you watch his head, it will automatcially program itself to locate AB81

You can tell this by the two red beaming lights that shootout from his helmet and are like two laser pointers that will find Bryant.

I seen Both tight ends open in the flat at different times, and this idiot threw into Double coverage 4 TIMES in that second half...

He is getting pretty good protection, and is blowing it himself.. And penalties or not, the times that are are penaltiless <----New word.

But at the times where we are not killing ourselves with penalties, he's killing us.. And it is starting to build up.. Two or Three games in a row.. Remember, Our offense sucked in that Bears game 2 weeks ago, it was only until the last 4 or 5 minutes in that 4th quarter when he found ANTONIO BRYANT for a couple td's...

 

[NarlCavs]

I don't think anyone should have expected much this year. The Browns are basically starting over from scratch with Savage and Crennel. This just isn't a very talented team at this point.

The offense has been pathetic. Dilfer has played terrible the past 2 weeks. He has no mobility left and the reasons for the past criticisms of him are now being shown. I didn't want to play Frye this year but if Dilfer can't step his game up in the next 2 weeks than a change might have to be made.

I can't criticize the defense too much. They do give up yardage but don't give up points. They have allowed the Browns to be in games despite getting no offensive production. The Browns are going to be a 3-4 team. You might as well put the system in place right away and not delay it.

The Browns are what they are. A pretty bad team that is in a building process once again. Only this time it appears they have the right people in place to do the building. No one should have expected anything better than a 6-10 team this year.

 

[cavincali]

first off the defense is playing great. i dont care how many yards you give up, allowing only 13 points is stellar, considering they were on the field the whole game.

at the beginning of the year i would have thought that the offense would be the strong point and the defense would suck. the offense has play makers, but trent is not getting the job done. its as simple as that.

i dont want to get into the whole frye debate, but frankly what has dilfer done to earn playing time. i dont see frye doing any worse.