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Dylan “Breaking” Windler is a Laker. How much help does LeBron need!?

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Which of Dylan Windler's Organs are most Desirable for Harvesting?

  • Lungs (because he is great at cheering while in street clothes)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Liver (Ricky Rubio could use a new one)

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • Kidneys (of no immediate use, but useful for cash considerations)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Heart (in excellent shape from so much sideline cardio)

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Uterus

    Votes: 6 14.0%
  • Ovaries

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • Eyes (useful for changing eye color without contact lenses)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Foreskin (for circumcision reversal)

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • Face (a sop for the Faceless Men)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Whatever Jim Chones would like

    Votes: 16 37.2%

  • Total voters
    43
He's due for a breakout, and when he does I'm going to pun myself silly.
 
Did the Cavs decline his option for next year? Haven't been paying attention to the Windler situation at all except to see that he did suit up last night

Catchy new thread name.
When is the deadline to decide on the team option?
 
I more than half expected him to get injured in his 90 seconds of mop up duty last night. Thankfully, he survived and advanced.
Have to admit, l thought the same thing. He's gonna go up for a shot and come down on defender's foot.... sad, but until he can stay healthy, what else should one expect?
 
Everyone knows that the moment we cut bait on this guy he's going to stay healthy and turn into the next Danny Green or Joe Harris, right?

I mean I'm as frustrated as anyone, but I'm not sure about declining his option so we can sign the next crop of Valentines and Pangoses with the money we saved.

You cant decline his option. I mean if for no other reason its like not being able to look away from a car accident while driving down the road. We need to see how this thing plays out...this thing being his career, lol.
 
I more than half expected him to get injured in his 90 seconds of mop up duty last night. Thankfully, he survived and advanced.

I dont know if to laugh or cry that Windler's career can best be compared to a battle royal. (I know it was a tourney reference)
 
I dont know if to laugh or cry that Windler's career can best be compared to a battle royal. (I know it was a tourney reference)
He's the "Spike Dudley" guy if it's a Battle Royale.
You're jokingly cheering for the little fella, but you know he is gonna get wrecked.
 
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I have nothing but confidence in Auburn Thunder.

And very little of that.

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I dont know if to laugh or cry that Windler's career can best be compared to a battle royal. (I know it was a tourney reference)

Considering that it was Windler we're talking about, I thought it was a Squid Game reference
 
BTW, "Ginger Ailing" is my all-time favorite RCF thread title. ("Billy Preston, most likely the next LeBron James" being a close second.) Props to whoever came up with that one.
 

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