Dylan “Breaking” Windler is a Laker. How much help does LeBron need!?

[kevincleveland]

What is a realistic over/under of WIndler games played this year? 2.5?

 

[PIP]

I bet his favorite Thanksgiving dish is baby carrots….

 

[The Oi]

This guy has taken more of a pounding than a pass around party bottom.

 

[The Oi]

This guy has taken more of a pounding than a pass around party bottom.

Hedging my bets here in case that was improper usage before.

@adam81king I think I used it right this time.

@Sebastian please confirm logistics.

 

[adam81king]

Hedging my bets here in case that was improper usage before.

@adam81king I think I used it right this time.

@Sebastian please confirm logistics.

*This* one feels right...

Said no pass around bottom ever.

 

[Sebastian]

Hedging my bets here in case that was improper usage before.

@adam81king I think I used it right this time.

@Sebastian please confirm logistics.

Definitely works.

 

[KevinLoveFan]

Windler is sexy per this recent study:

Cleveland Cavaliers’ Kevin Love rated ‘sexiest’ player in the NBA

The Cavs forward shares the top spot with Charlotte Hornets’ Kelly Oubre Jr., with both scoring 7.4 out of 10 in a recent survey. Love’s Cavs teammate Raul Neto followed right behind them with a 7.2 rating, placing third.

www.cleveland.com

"The data also revealed that the Cleveland Cavaliers were the third-hottest team in the Eastern Conference, thanks to players such as Lamar Stevens and Dylan Windler. They were among the favorites of the voting public."

 

[The Oi]

7.4?

Psh…

Shit you should have seen what I scored on hotornot back in the day…

@FiveThous @MattyFos.

 

[Sebastian]

Windler is sexy per this recent study:

Cleveland Cavaliers’ Kevin Love rated ‘sexiest’ player in the NBA

The Cavs forward shares the top spot with Charlotte Hornets’ Kelly Oubre Jr., with both scoring 7.4 out of 10 in a recent survey. Love’s Cavs teammate Raul Neto followed right behind them with a 7.2 rating, placing third.

www.cleveland.com

"The data also revealed that the Cleveland Cavaliers were the third-hottest team in the Eastern Conference, thanks to players such as Lamar Stevens and Dylan Windler. They were among the favorites of the voting public."

Love is indeed sexy.

Windler is decidedly not.

Not that he is physically unattractive; tall and lean is a generally good look.

But, in the grand game of evolutionary reproduction, many discerning women would cross Windler off their lists.

His poor health, stemming from a weak and diseased body, that results in him being unable to hunt for game and provide for his mate, means not only is he a burden on his tribe, who must care for his broke ass, but he is also persona non grata genetically.

His offspring will most likely be as injury prone and weak as him. He makes for a poor sire. His genes are poison and he will be forced to spill his fetid and foul seed upon the ground, rather than in the loins of women who know better, and will seek the company of more virile men in the tribe, such as Kevin Love, Dean Wade, the sultry Spaniard Ricky Rubio and MVP candidate Donovan Mitchell.

Indeed, it won't be long before Windler is stripped, and driven from the tribe, cast out and left to die of exposure outside the Q. His frail corpse to be feasted upon by dingoes, vultures, foxes, ferrets, Mobiks, ground sloths, orangutans, Pennsylvanians, ravens and perhaps the St. Ignatius junior varsity football team.

@The Oi

 

[The Oi]

Love is indeed sexy.

Windler is decidedly not.

Not that he is physically unattractive; tall and lean is a generally good look.

But, in the grand game of evolutionary reproduction, many discerning women would cross Windler off their lists.

His poor health, stemming from a weak and diseased body, that results in him being unable to hunt for game and provide for his mate, means not only is he a burden on his tribe, who must care for his broke ass, but he is also persona non grata genetically.

His offspring will most likely be as injury prone and weak as him. He makes for a poor sire. His genes are poison and he will be forced to spill his fetid and foul seed upon the ground, rather than in the loins of women who know better, and will seek the company of more virile men in the tribe, such as Kevin Love, Dean Wade, the sultry Spaniard Ricky Rubio and MVP candidate Donavon Mitchell.

Indeed, it won't be long before Windler is stripped, and driven from the tribe, cast out and left to die of exposure outside the Q. His frail corpse to be feasted upon by dingoes, vultures, foxes, ferrets, Mobiks, ground sloths, orangutans, Pennsylvanians, ravens and perhaps the St. Ignatius junior varsity football team.

@The Oi

NOW YOURE TALKIN MY
LANGUAGE

 

[2 For The Brew]

7.4?

Psh…

Shit you should have seen what I scored on hotornot back in the day…

@FiveThous @MattyFos.

The difference is KLove has a + in front of the 7.4.

 

[PIP]

Dylan Windler is not sexy

 

[JMoneyYourHoney]

I mean it’s not his fault he was born with a brittle ass body. He could very well be working hard and he just unfortunately can’t stop dealing with injuries. You guys are being unnecessarily hostile about it.

 

[Bailivia]

I feel bad for this kid. Its sad to me to see him in street clothes on the bench game after game. Its gotta be killing him. He does have a skillset that could have possibly provided him with a decent career in the nba if he ever had a chance to really work on it… rather than constantly working on rehabilitating his injuries. Which keeps him perpetually in “rookie” mode. He may never be physically able, but Im rooting for a period of healthy longevity for him to show out, before its too late.

 

[adam81king]

I feel bad for this kid. Its sad to me to see him in street clothes on the bench game after game. Its gotta be killing him. He does have a skillset that could have possibly provided him with a decent career in the nba if he ever had a chance to really work on it… rather than constantly working on rehabilitating his injuries. Which keeps him perpetually in “rookie” mode. He may never be physically able, but Im rooting for a period of healthy longevity for him to show out, before its too late.

Narrator: "It's too late."