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Dylan “Breaking” Windler is a Laker. How much help does LeBron need!?

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Which of Dylan Windler's Organs are most Desirable for Harvesting?

  • Lungs (because he is great at cheering while in street clothes)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Liver (Ricky Rubio could use a new one)

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • Kidneys (of no immediate use, but useful for cash considerations)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Heart (in excellent shape from so much sideline cardio)

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Uterus

    Votes: 6 14.0%
  • Ovaries

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • Eyes (useful for changing eye color without contact lenses)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Foreskin (for circumcision reversal)

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • Face (a sop for the Faceless Men)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Whatever Jim Chones would like

    Votes: 16 37.2%

  • Total voters
    43
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Seriously though, its health and his own play. He's been in the org 4 years. If what he was showing in practice and games was good, he'd have gotten more minutes. Cavs have allowed guys like Wade and Stevens to earn minutes and roles.

Wade has started more games this year than Okoro and averages more minutes per game than Okoro.
Wade earned a contract extension and Okoro has not.

So your whole resentment take is just weird.

It’s not even his play, it’s 100% his health. This season was actually the perfect situation for Windler as we wouldn’t have been asking him to do anything more than come off the bench and simply be a threat to shoot the ball for 10-15 minutes. He didn’t need to be a good defender or contribute in other ways like we would’ve hoped in previous seasons. He just needed to be a guy we could stick in the corner that other teams couldn’t leave wide open.
 
It’s not even his play, it’s 100% his health. This season was actually the perfect situation for Windler as we wouldn’t have been asking him to do anything more than come off the bench and simply be a threat to shoot the ball for 10-15 minutes. He didn’t need to be a good defender or contribute in other ways like we would’ve hoped in previous seasons. He just needed to be a guy we could stick in the corner that other teams couldn’t leave wide open.
It’s 100% his health this season for sure.

Last season it was 0% after January 19th. 0/19 from 3 to be precise. His outside shooting is grossly overrated as he hasn’t proven anything in the NBA.
 
It speeds up recovery times for ligament injuries. The important thing for Windler is that it can also be used to cure or prevent hair loss, and he needs to keeps his good looks since he won't have an NBA career to support him.

Never in a million years did i think anything useful would come from the Windler thread.

You say it helps hair loss?
 
Yup. Me 5 years ago would've been rude. Cavs Forum has taught me life lessons I will bestow upon my son one day...
If that's your plan then there are some discussions in the dark recesses of these forums that you may want to avoid. :chuckle:
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Olga. She is the one in my avatar. She's taught the good folks of RCF a ton over the years! Your son can meet her too (when he's 18). LMK if you're interested!
 
Never in a million years did i think anything useful would come from the Windler thread.

You say it helps hair loss?
It depends.
It works if you have male pattern baldness or thinning hair on the top or the front.
It's not effective for hair falling out because of stress caused by watching Okoro stand around in the corner.
 
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Luke Jackson and Wagner are the other 2 guys that just couldn't get healthy. Hard to believe we have waited so long to see a healthy Windler.

We have him for next year because we picked up his option? Man, so much hype from the summer. I don't remember any sprain being so bad as this
 
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Olga. She is the one in my avatar. She's taught the good folks of RCF a ton over the years! Your son can meet her too (when he's 18). LMK if you're interested!
Yea? Is Olga available? does she do DP?
 
Yes. Basically, I'm an idiot and used to post a disturbing Gif of a tranny I named Olga in the EAYOR section. Its a right of passage for notable new members to be exposed to her member. Welcome!
I am honored to meet Olga.
 

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