Dylan “Breaking” Windler is a Laker. How much help does LeBron need!?

[JMoneyYourHoney]

"Hypothetical Windler" has become my least favorite phrase on this forum.

 

[Kuiper]

"Hypothetical Windler" has become my least favorite phrase on this forum.

Here's a snippet of what Hypothetical Windler can do against Hypothetical Ricky Rubio.

 

[PIP]

Surprised he’s still alive after all that

 

[Futuredome]

Windler is eyeing a starting spot

 

[2 For The Brew]

We need to designate Windler as a one way player.

Give him a dollar and put him on the first Megabus out of Cuyahoga County. Bus is highly likely to break down so he’ll feel right at home.

 

[PIP]

I bet this dude clips his toenails on the plane…

 

[Bob_The_Cat]

Surprised he’s still alive after all that

I was waiting for the Thanos snap moment where he disintegrates into thin air after being touched.

 

[CavsKermit]

Windler has made over $12M to play 12 minutes a game over a net total of 80 games in three years.

 

[2 For The Brew]

32% career 3 pt shooter. Slightly better than Okoro.

 

[PIP]

He should be investigated. I’d charge him with fraud of some sort.

 

[2 For The Brew]

He should be investigated. I’d charge him with fraud of some sort.

He’s probably the brains behind crypto.

 

[Lee]

We need to designate Windler as a one way player.

Give him a dollar and put him on the first Megabus out of Cuyahoga County. Bus is highly likely to break down so he’ll feel right at home.

Honestly part of me wants to keep Windler just because if we play him enough eventually one of his limbs will actually fall off during a game, and that would be quite the sight to see.

 

[2 For The Brew]

Honestly part of me wants to keep Windler just because if we play him enough eventually one of his limbs will actually fall off during a game, and that would be quite the sight to see.

Play him enough?

He's injured more than he's healthy, and when he's healthy he's usually terrible and doesn't get many minutes.

Your point is still good though. Even if he just plays 20 games at 5 mpg that might be enough for him to throw a rod like my 1980 Corolla did on I-71 South just before Exit 226.

 

[Cavatt]

Keep thinking he might be healthy when this thread pops up. I just want to recapture some 2019 Summer league Vibes I just need 9 3s in a row one more time.

 

[Jscc]

Here's a snippet of what Hypothetical Windler can do against Hypothetical Ricky Rubio.

Utterly disgraceful performance by Rubio there letting a bottle of Heinz ketchup score on him.