Manti T'eo's dead girlfriend is a hoax

[Binkster]

Say what you guys want but I heard the fake sex was amazing.

 

[MD13]

ND's AD is holding a presser at 8pm. That should be a fun time.

Over/under on difficult questions asked by the press?

 

[Hurl Bruce]

How weird is this? Recruit takes a pic with Manti on a visit and fake gf comments on the photo.

 

[Shakalu M.D.]

How weird is this? Recruit takes a pic with Manti on a visit and fake gf comments on the photo.

This whole thing is just so bizarre. What could really be his motivation to go to all this trouble? Creating a fake GF, faking social media, making fake comments on photos, and then killing her off. Just so ridiculous, can't imagine anything being worth this.

Would it really be worth all this to cover up a gay relationship? Couldn't he just get a beard like all those Republican politicians?

 

[Pyro]

A gay relationship at Notre Dame? A Catholic college? Are you kidding me? This is the stuff of legends.

 

[Marcus]

Not saying that I don't think he was in on it, but...

Don't you think he would say he met her multiple times even if he hadn't so that he could make it look less weird to other people? Just a thought.

 

[Shakalu M.D.]

A gay relationship at Notre Dame? A Catholic college? Are you kidding me? This is the stuff of legends.

Yeah, because that would be worse than creating a fictitious girlfriend, using her to further your image, getting national coverage of her illness, and then faking her death.

Can you fake the death of a fake person?

 

[Amherstcavsfan]

Not saying that I don't think he was in on it, but...

Don't you think he would say he met her multiple times even if he hadn't so that he could make it look less weird to other people? Just a thought.

He did say he met her several times.

His father and brother did too.

 

[Marcus]

Yeah, because that would be worse than creating a fictitious girlfriend, using her to further your image, getting national coverage of her illness, and then faking her death.

Can you fake the death of a fake person?

I feel like that would just cancel out the overall fakeness.

 

[Marcus]

He did say he met her several times.

His father and brother did too.

Right, that's what I'm saying.

Obviously the whole thing stinks regardless.

 

[Jack Brickman]

I won't judge the guy too harshly. I had several fake relatives die in college when I wanted a couple of days off of work or class.

 

[Marcus]

I won't judge the guy too harshly. I had several fake relatives die in college when I wanted a couple of days off of work or class.

Right, but Grandpa Joe can only die so many times before your professors begin to catch on...

 

[Backstage]

I heard she used to date Doug Heil before Manti.

 

[Shakalu M.D.]

I won't judge the guy too harshly. I had several fake relatives die in college when I wanted a couple of days off of work or class.

Right, but you never went on TV gaining more recognition because you spent all night on the phone with fake grandpa.

 

[Jack Brickman]

Right, but Grandpa Joe can only die so many times before your professors begin to catch on...

That's why you always stick to aunts, uncles, and cousins. Basically an unlimited supply if your family is Catholic.

Right, but you never went on TV gaining more recognition because you spent all night on the phone with fake grandpa.

Only because I never got the opportunity.