Watch Shane’s sketch clips on YT (not just SNL). ISIS Toyota and the HS Football coach ones are great.Somebody convince me to like Shane Gillis.
Interested in Andrew Schulz so recommendations appreciated. Tom Segura is funny.
Last stand up show I went to live was a few months...Ed Bassmaster. I find this kind of comedy hilarious.
Best bday gift ever
SHUT THE FUCK UP. Grandma's Boy is elite
Construction?I did a mortgage for the guy who played JP from Grandma's Boy, lol
It was on a Condo in LAConstruction?
If so, I hope you included the necessary metal.
Ok, i started writing last week so sorry if they're terrible..i wamt to do 4 of these on the show, does anyone have 4 favorites?
1 Did you hear about the new gender queer basketball league? No one can pass and all the points are scored in transition
2 i'm a big racist... My favorites are Danica Patrick... Jeff Gordon... Lance Armstrong .... Just don't like usain bolt because he's black
3 I really don't like when people honk at me while driving. Like I'm on the phone
4 I fell in love with girl with lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side
5 my grandma suffers from Taco bells palsy. She Eat-a chalupa her face-a she droopa
6 I'm a cancer survivor, cancer taught me a very valuable life lesson: Don't get cancer
7. Don’t cry over split milk.... Save it for when Dad beats your ass
8 A penny for your thoughts.... and ive got like 200 bucks for a blowjob
9 If actions speak louder than words then what the fuck is miming all about
10. They say beggars can't be choosers but no one is forcing them to shit all over the sidewalk
11.I play softball in a really bad part of town.. its gotten so bad, that someone stole second base... And now we can't play anymore
She eat-a gordita now needta take seataFeel free to ignore my feedback but I'd go with:
1 - maybe end it at "no one can pass" cause it's quicker & more clever between the two punchlines
3 - could try other punchlines but it's funny
5 - it's so fucking stupid I think it could work
9 - I like the concept, maybe "but I can't even hear mimes"
The racist, lazy eye, and second base jokes are old, so they'd be the first to cut IMO. Are you a real cancer survivor? Cause that could be a gold mine for black humor.
She eat-a gordita now needta take seata
5 is the only one that makes me laugh but I have no idea how to deliver it the right way to make it funny
You should just mix up set-ups and punchlines:Ok, i started writing last week so sorry if they're terrible..i wamt to do 4 of these on the show, does anyone have 4 favorites?
1 Did you hear about the new gender queer basketball league? No one can pass and all the points are scored in transition
2 i'm a big racist... My favorites are Danica Patrick... Jeff Gordon... Lance Armstrong .... Just don't like usain bolt because he's black
3 I really don't like when people honk at me while driving. Like I'm on the phone
4 I fell in love with girl with lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side
5 my grandma suffers from Taco bells palsy. She Eat-a chalupa her face-a she droopa
6 I'm a cancer survivor, cancer taught me a very valuable life lesson: Don't get cancer
7. Don’t cry over split milk.... Save it for when Dad beats your ass
8 A penny for your thoughts.... and ive got like 200 bucks for a blowjob
9 If actions speak louder than words then what the fuck is miming all about
10. They say beggars can't be choosers but no one is forcing them to shit all over the sidewalk
11.I play softball in a really bad part of town.. its gotten so bad, that someone stole second base... And now we can't play anymore