No no, I was boiling water and stepped outside for a cigarette. 10 minutes later people were clearing out of the building. Little by little I realized that it was my floor, then my fault. Boiling fucking water. This is why I dont cook. I called my dad while the complex was on fire, 18 years old.. "Dad, I uh.. complex is on fire.. No i did it.. On Accident." "What the fuck do you want me to do about it, I'm in Cleveland?" "ok bye.' "Mom, I.. there's a fire". "Very funny". "No, like.. I dont know what to do, shits on fire and its my fault". "Very funny, I'm at work, goodbye".
To be fair, i would regularly fuck with my parents. Told my dad I was gay a handful of times, made him watch that pedophile movie. got mad at him once and put gay porn as the computer background, called my dad at work with a voice effector and pretended like i was kidnapping myself, Told girlfriends and parents I was joining the military and kept it a secret until now because I didnt want them to convince me otherwise and that I was leaving hte next day, Told people in S.D. i was moving back home, told girlfriends i was breaking up with them and jking.. My first gf thought I was joking when I told her I wanted to break up. Idk