Week 1 (9/13): Browns @ Jets [1:00 PM EST, CBS]

[Simmy]

I was so close to waking up at 3am to watch the opener live. Instead, I got a full night's rest and the fast-forward button got a workout during the replay.

As such, I just finished watching the game 5 minutes ago.

So to sum up, the positives from the opener? I didn't lose any sleep, both physically and figuratively.

 

[Kizzle]

Please don't draft Cardale or Miller and fuck up their careers. I love those guys. Watching that happen would be like watching the 76ers draft Okafor

 

[Tornicade]

Cardale would be cool, but I just want to pick the best QB possible at the earliest opportunity. Enough with this fucking around from the Browns FO.

I think you completely missed what I was posting.. perhaps it was intention.

Browns arent gonna take a qb next season. they will take a WR or take another shot at RB

 

[Surge]

Browns should just take "Best Buckeye Available."

Leave the talent evalating to Urban.

 

[Jordan]

I think you completely missed what I was posting.. perhaps it was intention.

Cavs arent gonna take a qb next season. they will take a WR or take another shot at RB

I totally agree, Cavs aren't going to take a QB

 

[Randolphkeys]

I was so close to waking up at 3am to watch the opener live. Instead, I got a full night's rest and the fast-forward button got a workout during the replay.

As such, I just finished watching the game 5 minutes ago.

So to sum up, the positives from the opener? I didn't lose any sleep, both physically and figuratively.

I took my son camping last night, taught him how to catch a nerf football. Got home at the end of the second quarter, half-watched for a little while, went to a full pig roast and my boy asked me to be a groomsman in his wedding. Now it's looking like @Deezus has to film himself eating a red onion like an apple for being terrible at fantasy football.

I give the day an A -, would have been an A+ if I just watched the elderly having sex or something instead of some Browns.

 

[CBBI]

2016 Draft
1. Cardale Jones
32. Ezekiel Elliott
64. Braxton Miller

Note: Pats have forfeited their 1st rounder.

 

[WellYouNeednt]

Is it just me or did our boy Barnidge shit all over himself today? Dude dropped some crucial balls today.

 

[Otsego Mar]

Is it just me or did our boy Barnidge shit all over himself today? Dude dropped some crucial balls today.

His twin dropped the opening pass.

It's going to be another long year.

 

[Simmy]

Some brutal stuff coming through on the Browns Facebook page. Some of the highlights:

• The Browns need to be kicked out of Cleveland and a completely new team formed. The real Browns left 16 years ago.
• It shouldnt be post game analysis, it should be post mortem!
• Every NFL Stadium will paint their 50 yard line numbers yellow this season, except for the Cleveland Browns, they will be boycotting anything Super Bowl related for the 50th straight season!
• Hey I got shithouse hammered for the 257th straight browns game, how's that for a streak
• THE BROWNS ARE THE ONLY NFL TEAM THAT PLAYS A DIFFERENT SPORT ON SUNDAYS.
• Screw you Cleveland Browns organization. Until you care about your fans I, and hopefully many more, no longer will support you. Top 5 defense? You're not top 30. You were blown out BY THE JETS. To lose is one thing but to be blown out and look uncoached, uninspired. You don't care bout us fans. You get the worst players, the worst coaches, the worst front office and all because they come cheap which means more money in your pockets. Haslam, ripped off his flying j customers, and he's ripping off the browns fans!
  Sincerely,
  Pissed off and fed up Browns fan
  
  https://m.facebook.com/dilly84/videos/943990832306708/?ref=m_notif&notif_t=video_processed
  
  
  00:31
• The Browns are like the drunk uncle you have to love because they are family and they're harmless. Someone suspended at every level of the organization, front office included. Best offensive playmaker . . . been suspended for the better part of two years now. Last year's first round picks either recently coming out of rehab or just involved in a road rage incident . . . and both on the bench. Big offseason additions, (1) quarterback Josh McCown was 1-10 as a starter last year and (2) Dwayne Bowe is benched for game one due to lack of effort (aka fake injury). These uniforms are a joke. I can't even read the player names on the back. And, though I actually like the orange color of the pants, the fact that "Browns" is written down the side of them is absolutely comical. Oh yeah, there's also the team's "we don't need no playmakers" philosophy. Being this bad, this consistently, is almost statistically impossible. You can't make this stuff up, folks! Not sure how much more of this I can take, frankly. The fans deserve so much better.

 

[Phills14]

Browns should just take "Best Buckeye Available."

Leave the talent evalating to Urban.

Surge is on to something...

 

[bob2the2nd]

I was so close to waking up at 3am to watch the opener live. Instead, I got a full night's rest and the fast-forward button got a workout during the replay.

As such, I just finished watching the game 5 minutes ago.

So to sum up, the positives from the opener? I didn't lose any sleep, both physically and figuratively.

Out of curiosity how would one figuratively lose sleep?

 

[Simmy]

Out of curiosity how would one figuratively lose sleep?

"I'm not going to lose any sleep over this loss." - figure of speech.
"I'm physically not going to bother waking up to watch the Browns."

I think I used that correctly lol?

 

[David.]

You guys watch this every year.


You get what you deserve

 

[Snarly]

Some brutal stuff coming through on the Browns Facebook page. Some of the highlights:

• The Browns need to be kicked out of Cleveland and a completely new team formed. The real Browns left 16 years ago.
• It shouldnt be post game analysis, it should be post mortem!
• Every NFL Stadium will paint their 50 yard line numbers yellow this season, except for the Cleveland Browns, they will be boycotting anything Super Bowl related for the 50th straight season!
• Hey I got shithouse hammered for the 257th straight browns game, how's that for a streak
• THE BROWNS ARE THE ONLY NFL TEAM THAT PLAYS A DIFFERENT SPORT ON SUNDAYS.
• Screw you Cleveland Browns organization. Until you care about your fans I, and hopefully many more, no longer will support you. Top 5 defense? You're not top 30. You were blown out BY THE JETS. To lose is one thing but to be blown out and look uncoached, uninspired. You don't care bout us fans. You get the worst players, the worst coaches, the worst front office and all because they come cheap which means more money in your pockets. Haslam, ripped off his flying j customers, and he's ripping off the browns fans!
  Sincerely,
  Pissed off and fed up Browns fan
  
  https://m.facebook.com/dilly84/videos/943990832306708/?ref=m_notif&notif_t=video_processed
  
  
  00:31
• The Browns are like the drunk uncle you have to love because they are family and they're harmless. Someone suspended at every level of the organization, front office included. Best offensive playmaker . . . been suspended for the better part of two years now. Last year's first round picks either recently coming out of rehab or just involved in a road rage incident . . . and both on the bench. Big offseason additions, (1) quarterback Josh McCown was 1-10 as a starter last year and (2) Dwayne Bowe is benched for game one due to lack of effort (aka fake injury). These uniforms are a joke. I can't even read the player names on the back. And, though I actually like the orange color of the pants, the fact that "Browns" is written down the side of them is absolutely comical. Oh yeah, there's also the team's "we don't need no playmakers" philosophy. Being this bad, this consistently, is almost statistically impossible. You can't make this stuff up, folks! Not sure how much more of this I can take, frankly. The fans deserve so much better.

What sport are the Browns playing on NFL sundays? That is a question I been asking since they came back.