Week 9: Browns vs Cardinals

[The Wizard of Moz]

Are we allowed to be upset if Watson doesn’t play well today?

No because he will make enough plays to win

Aka we aren’t going to lose to the dogshit cardinals and you could put a cardboard cutout at QB and we would still probably win

 

[zDawg45]

 

[ZooCrewDude]

No because he will make enough plays to win

Aka we aren’t going to lose to the dogshit cardinals and you could put a cardboard cutout at QB and we would still probably win

I’m just looking for behavior in the pocket today… if he doesn’t have it from a timing/arm strength perspective, I get it. But if he’s blowing up positively developing plays because he has happy feet and poor mechanics in the pocket then I continue to be concerned. It was refreshing watching Walker stand in and deliver passes with pass rush bearing down on him… and it’s sad I felt that way. I’ve been so underwhelmed with Watson’s lack of presence back there.

 

[Hurl Bruce]

Man that stadium sucks.

 

[The Oi]

Man that stadium sucks.

When you look at the Jake, which is relatively old now, it still looks relevant and has some cool touches.

CBS looks like a boring piece of junk. Part of it could be that the team has had zero charm and there is no real good will built up at the location.

But it’s just a suck-hole.

 

[zDawg45]

 

[Huber.]

When you look at the Jake, which is relatively old now, it still looks relevant and has some cool touches.

CBS looks like a boring piece of junk. Part of it could be that the team has had zero charm and there is no real good will built up at the location.

But it’s just a suck-hole.

I noticed it's starting to rust quite a bit. The roof and joists look unsafe. I assume Haslam's long term plan is to let it crash down on people to get the tax payers to approve a new stadium. The victims will get a nice memorial at the new stadium though.

 

[The Oi]

I noticed it's starting to rust quite a bit. The roof and joists look unsafe. I assume Haslam's long term plan is to let it crash down on people to get the tax payers to approve a new stadium. The victims will get a nice memorial at the new stadium though.

Refs would probably call a personal foul on the fans.

 

[eChameleon]

Hoping for a 20+ point victory today. Anything less and, well, cancel the rest of the season.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

When you look at the Jake, which is relatively old now, it still looks relevant and has some cool touches.

I was there on Opening Day in 1994, and remember walking into that brand new stadium with all those other fans. A whole lot of people had tears in their eyes looking around at that place.

 

[eChameleon]

Also, it helps that the Dolans keep making modern upgrades to Progressive Field. What have the Browns done to CBS besides add new scoreboards and escalators?

 

[Zeus69]

Why do all the signs pointing to what should be a relatively easy Browns victory have me feeling those “any given Sunday“ vibes…?

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

Why do all the signs pointing to what should be a relatively easy Browns victory have me feeling those “any given Sunday“ vibes…?

PTSD

Browns have no business losing this game and it’s exceptionally unlikely they do

 

[The Oi]

Must have some new Browns fans in here. Cute!

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

Must have some new Browns fans in here. Cute!

You’re doing a truly terrible job juggling trying to be a serious poster in the Cavs section for the podcast with the shitposting schtick everywhere else