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It's grilling season.

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gravedigging my own thread here

i bought a house last autumn and intend to do a lot of entertaining because my back yard is pretty awesome

my weber kettle grill wasn't going to cut it and any big cheap grill is going to be crap but i didn't want to shell out the money for a big weber

i loved my days cooking as a line cook on a flat top so i bought this sucker

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it is amazing. 60,000 BTU's and 756 in^2 cooking area that is completely useable because you can throw stuff up against the sides.

made smashed diner-style burgers the first night for a crowd of 20, the first round stuck pretty badly (even though i seasoned it beforehand) but after that it became pretty non-stick. pictured above is fried rice and as you can see i'm working on scrambling some eggs, and they did not stick at all. as non-stick as non-stick cookware.

fun as hell to cook on, all my friends were just standing around watching me. no chance of typical grill issues like burners getting rusted out or flare-ups. and if i were to pre-form my meat patties (as opposed to smashing them on the flat top), this thing can put out a lot of food, just look at this pic from an amazon review

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Plus I now have a legitimate use for my laser thermometer. Gets close to 500 degrees and that was on a moderately windy day.

You have me intrigued. How do you cover the surface after use though?
 
Oh Christ.

You and @natedagg are such faggots.

For the record, I'd drink you under the fucking table. Like shit beer that tastes like a fucking gym sock doesn't make one a man or imply superior tastes.

Sam Adams is fucking foul...

I remember my friend (older guy) was like "dude, this is my favorite 'beer' drink, it's called a Black and Tan, try it." I was 16... He made it, I took a gulp like, sure!

Oh.my.fucking.god.... I almost vomited.

It's funny, I can actually stomach Guinness a lot more these days, but I'd never actually order it or request it. I only drink it when I'm meeting others for business or political reasons and they're all hipster punks sipping on fucking beers with their thumb in the air.

Sam Adams is delicious.

Not it's not.

Just because it's a macrobrew doesn't mean it tastes bad. It just means you cunts have to claim it tastes bad.

Taste like ass.... Emperor's Clothes.
 
For the record, I'd drink you under the fucking table. Like shit beer that tastes like a fucking gym sock doesn't make one a man or imply superior tastes.

Sam Adams is fucking foul...

I remember my friend (older guy) was like "dude, this is my favorite 'beer' drink, it's called a Black and Tan, try it." I was 16... He made it, I took a gulp like, sure!

Oh.my.fucking.god.... I almost vomited.

It's funny, I can actually stomach Guinness a lot more these days, but I'd never actually order it or request it. I only drink it when I'm meeting others for business or political reasons and they're all hipster punks sipping on fucking beers with their thumb in the air.



Not it's not.



Taste like ass.... Emperor's Clothes.

Well, fuuuuuuuuuuuck you man.

I hope you get cuckolded by a white guy from Georgia with a combover and a buttondown shirt tucked into pastel shorts with Topsiders while you're tied up listening to Glenn Beck on full blast.
 
Well, fuuuuuuuuuuuck you man.

I hope you get cuckolded by a white guy from Georgia with a combover and a buttondown shirt tucked into pastel shorts with Topsiders while you're tied up listening to Glenn Beck on full blast.

Lol.. I didn't even know "cuckold" could be used as a verb.. I don't even know what that would mean, or if it would be good or bad... Does that mean I'm fucking his wife because he wants to stare at my black dick splitting his white wife in two? Is she hot?

Is this EAYOR? Maybe I should stop... lol..
 
Lol.. I didn't even know "cuckold" could be used as a verb.. I don't even know what that would mean, or if it would be good or bad... Does that mean I'm fucking his wife because he wants to stare at my black dick splitting his white wife in two? Is she hot?

Is this EAYOR? Maybe I should stop... lol..

Come on, bro. Haven't you read any Shakespeare?

Edit: For the record, regular Sammy is gross but some of their seasonal shit is pretty good. Chocolate Bach being the best of that group, imo.
 
You have me intrigued. How do you cover the surface after use though?

I bought the matching cover. Right now it's under roof, too, cause I heard the cover is only "weatherproof" and not waterproof. Gonna get some beeswax and rub that all over it, maybe line the buttom of it with contractor bags too

Regarding the beer discussion, I've never been a fan of Sam Adams, I think its the malt they use, idk. I love good beer but I also love Natty Light, nothin beats a natty with lime/lemon/both
 
Actually going along with the grilling theme, the best summer session beer I've had is Stoudt's Golden Lager. Need to pick some up, haven't had it in years.
 
I'm a huge fan of Bud Lite. Anyone familiar with this?
 
I thought you are sober. Your epilepsy posts hinted towards this.

If you are drinking socially again, sweet city.

I drink anti-socially, and life couldn't be better.

I drink minimally, maybe 3-4 times a year and 1-2 beers at a time.

Typically go with hefeweizen when it's in season and Christmas ales in the fall and winter.

Sam Adams and Yuengling fill in the gaps.
 

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