Oh Christ.
You and
@natedagg are such faggots.
Sam Adams is delicious. Just because it's a macrobrew doesn't mean it tastes bad. It just means you cunts have to claim it tastes bad.
High School called and wants its "good beer" back. I mean look, you are some sort of sober queer who has a dozen beers a year, so your lack of sophistication is really endearing. I am patting you on the back here, champ/chief/bro. I feel like you just walked in to a gunfight with a water pistol. You are out of your element and in over your oblong, outsized head. It's comical to watch you deconstruct your reputation in front of our very eyes. JIGO IS GETTING CRUSHED IN HERE.
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So last night with the MIL in town, she only eats fish, so that's cool - challenge accepted. Gotta hook the daughter up with some chicken & apple sausage (local butcher), made some salmon that my wife had marinated in a teriyaki number (pretty standard - I love it but if anyone has any other bases besides this or honey/soy/ginger, please share). I grilled some asparagus too (with the sausage on the top rack dripping onto them), and then I tried something new: grilled swiss chard. The wife made some baby food out of fresh squash and since squash is huge, she roasted the rest.
http://www.nola.com/food/index.ssf/2013/05/grilled_swiss_chard_recipe.html
I did it with rainbow chard but exec summary: basic flavors - olive oil, lemon from one of my lemon trees, S&P, garlic, then you grill the stems like I did the asparagus and then grill the leaves for just a couple of minutes. I tossed them together with some parmesan cheese and it was great. Definitely will serve to company, with the only critique being "damn, I shoulda bought more of this shit." So keep that in mind if you give it a whirl - one bunch wasn't enough for 3, but would be good for 2 as a side.
I have been trying to get away from the carbs a bit more (until I unite with my pizza oven, of course), so I have been grilling up all kinds of veggies. I am not a huge salad fan - I feel like a good salad takes quite a bit of work/prep - so for me the grill is an excellent fit since it doesn't make a whole lot of dishes and I am always grilling up some flesh anyway. I guess my point is that if you are grilling, fear not tossing some veggies in the mix. It works out well and if you have a crowd, there's bound to be someone who really appreciates it.
And before I forget, an EXCELLENT easy side dish is what I call REAL pork & beans. So on a sunday, you all should be making bacon for breakfast, naturally. That should be a given. So save a couple of cooked strips and cut them up. Add to a can of tri-bean mix, add some bbq sauce, some spice (if you don't have a 2.5 year old daughter, that is) - I would go with Mantouks hot pepper sauce personally, and BOOM - you get the essence of what pork and beans SHOULD be. It's really a great side item for grilling and it has received critical acclaim from guests. ACCLAIM I TELL YOU.
Finally, we should rap on hot sauces for a minute here. If you like spice, I think it's really important to align the hot sauce with the food, so I would like to hear some thoughts about this. For example, I would never put the Tap Tap (Tapatio) on pizza, which for me I love Frank's Red Hot. But the Tap Tap rocks for southwestern things like burritos, tacos, etc. If you haven't tried Mantouks, it will change your life. A bit harder to find but a really unique flavor to add to your set. I also like to have around a hot salsa, but since I don't use it enough, I don't really have a local fresh one. I am not a huge fan of the workload, but there's a grilled pasilla-pineapple-red onion salsa that's amazing, but that's something that my wife does. I like salsa on my eggs over the hot sauces personally... So does anyone have any other hot sauce categories that I am missing? I think BBQ sauce is something that I would just spice up with red pepper or chipotle seasoning, but other than that, am I missing any of the basics here?
TLDR: Jigo sucks; grilled rainbow chard is easy and delicious; grilled veggies are great for large crowds; baked beans are great if you make them "from scratch" as a side item for grilling; hot sauce is complex and we should rap about it;