Jack Brickman
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Eaten alive
More like "Not Actually Eaten Alive." That guy literally failed at everything. He didn't catch his giant mythical anaconda, and we never even saw any actual footage of it, just him with his legs in the air. Then he took off his arm plates for the part where the snake was supposed to eat him only to tap out because, surprise surprise, the snake was breaking his arms. He didn't even get a sensor reading either because apparently they thought it was a great idea to only put one pressure sensor on his entire suit.
The only thing I took out of that documentary was that the Amazon sucks and that no one should ever go there.