Chip Kelly Safari - tour over

[The Oi]

Re: *Chip Kelly going through process* post#1036

That sounds fucking delicious.

Ranked in order of deliciousness:

(1) Mocha cannoli
(2) Boar pasta
(3) Rocky's
(10) Bud Light

I could kill that fucking kid for pulling Bud Light out of a cooler when I walked halfway to his house in 20 degree windchill with a couple of Rocky Patels stashed in my lumberjack jacket pockets.

Sidenote: Discovered Wolverine socks the other day. Fucking amazing.

 

[DJTJ]

Re: *Chip Kelly going through process* post#1036

Greatest post ever.

 

[Pyro]

Re: *Chip Kelly going through process* post#1036

So he did blow the Browns off tonight? Man, screw this guy, and screw the Eagles for keeping him so long. Karma is a bitch, Philly.

 

[MGMT]

Re: *Chip Kelly going through process* post#1036

So he fir blow the Browns off tonight? Man, screw this guy, and screw the Eagles for keeping him so long. Karma is a bitch, Philly.

Chill out, Cartman. We live to fight another day.

 

[MD13]

Re: *Chip Kelly going through process* post#1036

Lol yeah that was me. Thread is still up, closed though.

http://realcavsfans.com/showthread.php?38490-2012-Offseason-Quarterbacks-(old-thread)&p=1248413

The other poster was jayjaypimpson. He was convinced that the Cleveland Browns organization was racist and wouldn't draft RG3 if they had the chance. I believe jayjaypimpson was black as well and didn't believe that I was black when I called him on his bullshit.

Absolute RCF GOLD. Now I remember that thread, I was keeping up with it early on and then just gave up when jayjaypimpson got too annoying with his racist stuff. Apparently I should have kept following that thread a bit longer!

 

[Triplethreat]

Re: *Chip Kelly going through process* post#1036

I'm kinda drunk....


expecting to see a Kelly to Philly announcement any minute now.

Not gonna lie.. it could possibly make me weep. :chuckles:

 

[DDJ7777]

Re: *Chip Kelly going through process* post#1036

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Stand by earlier report. I'm told Kelly is mulling options. Reports that communication is not over between he and Eagles is indeed accurate</p>&mdash; Brian Startare (@brianstartare) <a href="https://twitter.com/brianstartare/status/287797338485977088" data-datetime="2013-01-06T05:46:47+00:00">January 6, 2013</a></blockquote>

 

[The Oi]

Re: *Chip Kelly going through process* post#1036

Top moments in that thread aside from the Biw bombshell:

(1) navie
(2) That douche-sausage b00bie was straight spitting hot fire all thread
(3) jayjay drops the bombshell that he's in some way connected to Ozzie Newsome
(4) jayjay performs several impromptu 1-2 person polls in the hood and brings back answers opposite of what he's claiming
(5) White QB's are Nazis
(6) White cornerbacks are on the rise
(7) RCF is a lynch mob
(8) Max's insistence that RG3 would not be successful in the NFL

I'm sure there were more.

Biw's post was top 10 in site history, fitting somewhere in between 9 of my posts.

 

[DDJ7777]

Re: *Chip Kelly going through process* post#1036

Top moments in that thread aside from the Biw bombshell:

(1) navie
(2) That douche-sausage b00bie was straight spitting hot fire all thread
(3) jayjay drops the bombshell that he's in some way connected to Ozzie Newsome
(4) jayjay performs several impromptu 1-2 person polls in the hood and brings back answers opposite of what he's claiming
(5) White QB's are Nazis
(6) White cornerbacks are on the rise
(7) RCF is a lynch mob
(8) Max's insistence that RG3 would not be successful in the NFL

I'm sure there were more.

Biw's post was top 10 in site history, fitting somewhere in between 9 of my posts.

Scott Bakula in his undies. http://realcavsfans.com/showthread....(old-thread)&p=1248150&viewfull=1#post1248150

 

[Jack Brickman]

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Seriously? I get back from a long night of drinking and this asshole still hasn't made up his damn mind?

 

[jlegg21]

Re: *Chip Kelly going through process* post#1036

Welp...

@AdamSchefter
Filed to ESPN: Doug Marrone has agreed to leave Syracuse and become the next head coach of the Buffalo Bills.

 

[Phills14]

Re: *Chip Kelly going through process* post#1036

So it appears the list was...

1. Saban
2. Kelley (Or Kelly then Saban)
3. Marrone
4. ??

On to plan #4, potentially. I can't imagine that Jimmy Haslam has run into this much in his professional career. He seems like a guy who gets what he wants, when he wants it.

 

[Phills14]

Re: *Chip Kelly going through process* post#1036

Top moments in that thread aside from the Biw bombshell:

(1) navie
(2) That douche-sausage b00bie was straight spitting hot fire all thread
(3) jayjay drops the bombshell that he's in some way connected to Ozzie Newsome
(4) jayjay performs several impromptu 1-2 person polls in the hood and brings back answers opposite of what he's claiming
(5) White QB's are Nazis
(6) White cornerbacks are on the rise
(7) RCF is a lynch mob
(8) Max's insistence that RG3 would not be successful in the NFL

I'm sure there were more.

Biw's post was top 10 in site history, fitting somewhere in between 9 of my posts.

That was about the time when Eli's Eyes was going crazy with multiple accounts (similar to Big Mar). I remember jayjay having a little Eli in his posts.

 

[440]

Re: *Chip Kelly going through process* post#1036

So it appears the list was...

1. Saban
2. Kelley (Or Kelly then Saban)
3. Marrone
4. ??

On to plan #4, potentially. I can't imagine that Jimmy Haslam has run into this much in his professional career. He seems like a guy who gets what he wants, when he wants it.

I'd like Kelly here but wouldn't complain about Arians or Whisenhunt. All of them are a massive upgrade over Shurmur at the very least.

 

[The Hill]

Re: *Chip Kelly going through process* post#1036

So it appears the list was...

1. Saban
2. Kelley (Or Kelly then Saban)
3. Marrone
4. ??

On to plan #4, potentially. I can't imagine that Jimmy Haslam has run into this much in his professional career. He seems like a guy who gets what he wants, when he wants it.

Welcome to Cleveland, Jimmy.