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Farewell Tyler White Diamonds Zeller

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What's your favorite Zeller Nickname?

  • Albino Wino

    Votes: 14 6.7%
  • Boney White

    Votes: 10 4.8%
  • Cracker Jack

    Votes: 18 8.6%
  • Ivory Tower

    Votes: 72 34.3%
  • Snuggle Bear

    Votes: 31 14.8%
  • Stay Puft

    Votes: 21 10.0%
  • Vanilla Gorilla, 2.0

    Votes: 44 21.0%

  • Total voters
    210
Re: Is Tyler Zeller a Natural Softy

I know many are down on Tyler's play, but I promise you, he is going to be a solid player on this team. His freshman year he came in at 220 pounds and was rail thin. I mean really thin. He got pushed around early in his career but each year he was at Carolina he got bigger, stronger and better.

He put in the work in college to get better each day and I promise you he is doing the same in the NBA. He is a true professional. When he first stepped on a college floor he was not really prepared for the difference in the game. But he worked hard and got better and better. He figured out his strengths and knew his limitations, but was smart enough to figure it out and he will do the same in the NBA.

I know in today's basketball we often want immediate results, but Tyler is not an immediate results type player. He is however the kind of player who will be better next year than he was this year and better the year after and the year after that. He will probably never be an all star but he will contribute and when his contract is up, you will want to resign him.

He is not a rah rah pump your fist after a made basket kind of player so don't expect that, but do expect him to go to work everyday and work at getting better. I expect he will play well tonight as the match up for him is somewhat favorable. Support this kid Cleveland, you will be glad you did.
 
Re: Is Tyler Zeller a Natural Softy

He played his butt off tonight. He needs to be recognized for it. It was probably my favorite game of his career thus far.
 
Re: Is Tyler Zeller a Natural Softy

I wish he had played more in the second half, but I get why he didn't. The last few games he has had good 1st halfs, only to come out in the third and get so dominated that Byron was forced to not play him in the fourth. He should have given him a shot tonight, though.
 
Re: Is Tyler Zeller a Natural Softy

I have no doubt that the Heat would have clamped down on D(while at the same time the Cavs clammed up on O) and won regardless of who was in the game, but in terms of praising Tyler, it worth noting that he had by far the highest PER of any Cav tonight +28.
 
Re: Is Tyler Zeller a Natural Softy

They got him the ball on the break which was awesome. Reward him when he runs the floor.
 
Re: Is Tyler Zeller a Natural Softy

SI grades Zeller:

17. Tyler Zeller, Cavaliers: C
7.9 PPG, 5.9 RPG, 1.4 APG in 64 games

Forced into a starting role by virtue of a season-ending injury to Anderson Varejao, Zeller has found himself in water that’s simply too deep. He’s a legit 7-footer, but not particularly strong. He’s a comfortable mid-range shooter, but hasn’t been a very successful one. And he’s the “backbone” of what’s been one of the worst defenses in the NBA. His effort and attitude can’t be questioned, but that’s not always enough to make for a useful player.
Areas for improvement include basically everything that involves strength: isolation defense, rim protection and his back-to-the-basket offense, to name three. Some of that might never come, which makes it all the more important that he becomes a knockdown face-up shooter. The rebuilding Cavaliers aren’t in a huge hurry and should allow their Zeller project time to play out.

Link: http://nba.si.com/2013/03/27/nba-ro...-damian-lillard-andre-drummond/?sct=uk_t12_a5
 
Re: Is Tyler Zeller a Natural Softy

I know it's gonna be a very limited sample size, but does anyone have the stats on his back to the basket ISO opportunities?

Just like the rest of his game, his back to the basket game seems tentative but could be effective if stopped being so....tentative.
 
Re: Tyler Zeller: The Ivory Tower

Tyler Zeller is so soft...

...he shits marshmallows.




Tyler Zeller is so soft...

...he has cashmere pubes.




Tyler Zeller is so soft...

...he needs to take a Viagra just to stand up.
 
Re: Tyler Zeller: The Ivory Tower

Tyler Zeller is so soft...

...he shits marshmallows.




Tyler Zeller is so soft...

...he has cashmere pubes.




Tyler Zeller is so soft...

...he needs to take a Viagra just to stand up.

Tyler Zeller is so soft...

...he was the original Downy baby.



Tyler Zeller is so soft...

...you'll find cotton candy in small, medium, and Zeller.



Tyler Zeller is so soft...

...Chris Grant didn't draft him. He crafted him at Build-a-Bear.
 
Re: Tyler Zeller: The Ivory Tower

Tyler Zeller is the softest man in the world.

Whenever someone is in ecstasy, they say that they are on Tyler Zeller nine.

His touch moisturizes the driest skin.

Women are jealous of his softness.

Kyrie now hits him instead of padded walls whenever he's mad.

He goes skydiving without a parachute and always comes out unscathed.

He wipes his ass with his hands.

Helium makes his voice lower.

He is allowed to use the women's restroom.

He farts perfume and shits facial cream.

His body conforms to memory foam.

Men slap him on the ass at work.

He once out-Richard-Simmons'd Richard Simmons.

He can hold Flubber without a problem.

Every cat that encounters him kneads him.

He can play catcher without a glove.

It's socially okay for him to be a secretary.

He bowls grandma style.

He played the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters.

He's so fluffy that, when the little girl from Despicable Me saw him, she actually did die.

He stuffs his pillows with his own pubes.

Tyler Zeller is the softest man in the world.

Tyler: "I don't always play hard, but, when I do, I choose to foul instead of playing solid defense. Stay soft, my friends."
 
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Re: Tyler Zeller: The Ivory Tower

Still harder than Cody Zeller.
 
Re: Tyler Zeller: The Ivory Tower

Tyler Zeller is: Chocolate Snow
 
Re: Tyler Zeller: CHOCOLATE SNOW !!!

chocolate rainnnnn
[video=youtube_share;EwTZ2xpQwpA]http://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA[/video]
 
Re: Tyler Zeller: CHOCOLATE SNOW !!!

I personally like Cracker Jack.....or Stellar Zeller
 
Re: Tyler Zeller: CHOCOLATE SNOW !!!

Chocolate snow sounds like a really bad case of the trots.
 

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