ShawnKempIsMyDad
One of Kemp’s illegitimate kids
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At this point, I am sure everyone is familiar with the drive by shooting that occurred involving my father, if not you can check the following article https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...ar-arrested-after-drive-shooting/11432034002/. I am embarrassed and puzzled by his actions, but nonetheless feel the need to speak out.
I am one of his direct progeny, sired in Mentor, Ohio. My father met a sun bather in a flattering neon one piece swimsuit and a bathing cap at Headlands Beach. One thing led to another and their tryst among the floating trash of Lake Erie resulted in my birth. I have 46 siblings, but may have 47 as I have just discovered the existence of @shawnkempjrjrjr on this web based discussion forum. While I no longer live in northeast Ohio, I am a Cavs fan through and through and could never move to a cesspool like Tacoma. I have standards that don’t include living in a place that has so many hippies and people who “eat clean”. I prefer the burning Cuyahoga and the luscious women that can be found in the Flats nightlife scene (a trait shared with my father I suppose).
I wasn’t with my father in Tacoma yesterday at 1:30 pm, but I wish I was. I could have guided him towards making the right choice, but instead he chose violence. Dad has disappointed me in the past. He caught drug charges in 2005 (he never even shares the good stuff with me), weapons charges during a traffic stop in 2006 (the guy is a horrid driver who really needs to be wearing his glasses), and for other numerous transgressions during his life. He is a man of great prestige (if you have seen my Dad’s dunk on Alton Lister you know this), ),
but has still disappointed us time and time again.
Dad decided to commit this awful act after the car in front of him in the drive thru line at Spanky Burger and Brew got the last cheeseburgers the establishment had to offer. Upon coming up to the service window and realizing the last cheeseburgers had been spoken for, my father became enraged and his gangsta came out. He is rather fat nowadays and becomes violent when he is “hangry”. Dad proceeded to take a 9mm glock from his glove box, pull alongside the car withholding the delicious beef cheeseburgers, and fired two shots into the vehicle while yelling, “Ya’ll bishes betta gimme my meat!”. The gun used in the shooting has been recovered and Daddy Kemp Kemp was booked into Pierce County Jail on Wednesday afternoon and held on a felony charge.
Luckily, no one was hurt, but the concern about my well-being in this forum is touching and makes me feel loved and valued. If any of you are down to party in an intimate way, get at me. Lastly, I will support my father even if he wrongly attempted to harm someone over meat and cheese.
Let’s try to put this behind us and focus on the fact that our Cleveland Cavaliers recently destroyed the Bostonian Celtics AND the Miamian Heaters in the same calendar week.
GO CAVS!
