I forgot Beau Mills and and Trevor Crowe existed.
Actually, almost that entire first round draft board over the years is absolutely horrible.
1995: David Miller -- Never made it to the majors.
1996: Danny Peoples -- Never made it to the majors. .242 career hitter at AAA.
1997: Tim Drew -- Five seasons in the majors with Cleveland, Montreal, and Atlanta. Career 2-4 record with a 7.02 ERA. Traded to the Expos with Bartolo Colon for Grady Sizemore, Cliff Lee, Brandon Phillips, and Lee Stevens.
1998: C.C. Sabathia -- Fifteen years and counting in the majors with Cleveland, Milwaukee, and New York (AL). Career 212-127 record with a 3.69 ERA and 2531 strikeouts. Six time All-Star, two time AL Wins Leader, World Series Champion (2009), and 2007 AL Cy Young Award Winner. Traded to the Brewers for Michael Brantley, Matt LaPorta, Zach Jackson, and Rob Bryson.
2000: Corey Smith -- Fifteen years in the minor leagues. Made it to AAA where he had a career average of .232.
2001: Dan Denham -- Nine years in the minor leagues. Made it to AAA where he had a career record of 10-13 with a 5.83 ERA.
2001: Alan Horne -- Five seasons in the minor leagues. Made it to AAA where he had a career record of 2-3 with a 5.62 ERA.
2002: Jeremy Guthrie -- Twelve years and counting in the majors with Cleveland, Baltimore, Colorado, and Kansas City. Career record of 90-102 with a 4.30 ERA and 1018 strikeouts. Designated for assignment by the Indians in January, 2007 in favor of Trot Nixon and claimed by Baltimore.
2003: Brad Snyder -- Three years in the major leagues with Chicago (NL) and Texas. Career .167 average with 2 HR and 8 RBI. Claimed off waivers by Chicago after being DFA'd by Cleveland.
2003: Michael Aubrey -- Two years in the major leagues with Cleveland and Baltimore. Career .259 average with 6 HR and 17 RBI.
2004: Jeremy Sowers -- Four years in the major leagues with Cleveland. Career 18-30 record with a 5.18 ERA.
2005: Trevor Crowe -- Four years in the major leagues with Cleveland and Houston. Career .240 average with 4 HR and 68 RBI.
etc. etc.
The only players out of that bunch that have done anything productive in Major League Baseball are C.C. Sabathia, Jeremy Guthrie, Lonnie Chisenhall, Drew Pomeranz, and Francisco Lindor, with the latter three still not being sure things.
So out of twenty years of first round picks, we've drafted one ace, a back end starter, a fringe MLB 3B, and a bunch of other guys like Pomeranz and Lindor that we are still not fully sure about yet. Plus we traded Pomeranz for Ubaldo, so that didn't help us.