I remember when Ortiz was with the Twins, and I was on the first base side of The Jake, like 5 rows back from the dugout with my buddy. I noticed something, he had a pair of gloves in his back pocket, with the middle finger clearly sticking up, and all of the other fingers tucked inside his back pocket. I pointed it out to my friend. The entire game those gloves where in his back pocket, with the middle finger pointed up. They never left his back pocket. They weren't his batting gloves, they weren't gloves he used on the bases. They just stayed in his back pocket the entire game, with the middle finger flicking us all off.
I hated Ortiz since that game. Fuck him.