I hate when my friends or family members(or God forbid - my father) have the remote in THEIR hands. It's going to happen eventually, my father will accidentaly hit the "DVR List" button and then he will disown me when he sees nothing but "Big Brother 11", "The Hills" or "Gossip Girl".
I also hate that I can no longer use the private bathroom in my own office. It was inevitable that everytime I would go in there one of my idiot employees or the one hot chick would come into my office hollering my name...at first I would sheepishly say "I'll be out in minute". Then I got tricky and I'd stay quiet, but a minute later I would be getting paged throughout the building over the office intercom. Even worse was when they would walk into my office a few minute after I had finished using the bathroom. It was embarrassing as hell when you saw their faces suddenly contort after the stench hit their olfactory nerve....their eyes would always wander over to the bathroom wondering what I had just done or to try and catch a glance of a murdered corpse. :chuckles: My genius solution was to lock my office door to give me a nice barrier and some time to let the smell clear out. That created an entirely new problem. I would then hear people knocking or ringing my office phone. When I'd finally unlock the door and ask around to see who was looking for me, I was convinced they all thought I was masturbating.
Now I'm so neurotic, I just drive home.
