Random Thoughts for people in their 20s and 30s

[doughboy90650]

I much prefer to stick to the, "any woman who YOU can't dutch oven or that won't talk to you while YOU are on the can is someone you might wanna leave alone," rule.

I dutch oven the shit out of my fiancee but if she ever did it to me once I'd puke.

Hell, my old lady came up with the name "microwave" for passing gas in an elevator. And she ass sets it up so perfectly. Downtown L.A. 70 floor buildings. She'll eat that food that just leave a rancid smell leave it in the elevator and then she gets off as about 12 people get on and they are stuck with that turd bomb for 65+ floors ....... brutal

She's been hanging around my pops too long because he is known the walk ahead of us when we go to Home Depot and fart and we just walk into that damn cloud while he's ahead of us laughing. Bastard.

 

[The Oi]

Hell, my old lady came up with the name "microwave" for passing gas in an elevator. And she ass sets it up so perfectly. Downtown L.A. 70 floor buildings. She'll eat that food that just leave a rancid smell leave it in the elevator and then she gets off as about 12 people get on and they are stuck with that turd bomb for 65+ floors ....... brutal

Hilarious...but I'm convinced I couldn't have sex with a woman after she did something like that.

 

[Gimme Some Mo]

Why does this thread always say it has a ton of people viewing it (100+)?

 

[Lionheart]

Tigersharks, Visionaries, Camp Mini Monsters, Street Frogs!

As for me, it feels like I can't go into a full vacation mode because I'd end up thinking about going back to work anyways. Haha