Starting a personal training business . . . got any name ideas?

[natedagg]

What about:

Endgame Performance
Endgame Strength and Conditioning
Endgame Athletics
Endgame Performance Strength and Conditioning
Endgame Performance Athletics

Something like that? My slogan could be something like "How will you perform in the endgame?" "Perform your best in the endgame." "Have the best endgame performance." "Dominate with your endgame performance." Dominate with your performance in the endgame." "What's your endgame?"

I personally think endgame is awful. A name isn't going to make or break you. If you don't decide one by end of Tuesday, I am shorting this endeavor.

Hurry up. So much more to get done.

 

[The Process God]

Endgame and what's your endgame are good.

Can't believe you're so religious. You're gonna ruin everything.

lol Now you're just trolling. I can appreciate that.

 

[The Oi]

Don't listen to @natedagg. He's a meat and potatoes guy (mostly potatoes). He doesn't recognize the value of marketing. What matters is that your name gets attention, whether good or bad.

What about

Individual Strength Intensity of Seattle.

ISIS for short.

 

[Sebastian]

The irony is that most of the guys looking for a personal trainer in Seattle are gay.

Tailor to them.

 

[The Oi]

The irony is that most of the guys looking for a personal trainer in Seattle are gay.

Tailor to them.

Great call.

Iron Phoenix Irish Catholic Training: Bench the Gay Away

 

[natedagg]

Great call.

Iron Phoenix Irish Catholic Training: Bench the Gay Away

Heuristic Organization of Muscular Optimization: Flesh Out some Fab Gainz with HOMO.

 

[Tlyons]

Average Joe's

 

[Huber.]

The irony is that most of the guys looking for a personal trainer in Seattle are gay.

Tailor to them.

Sounds like a solid statement

 

[Mr. Orange]

Lazurus Fitness

You know, rising from the dead.

I still don't know why people have to pay for a trainer. You can find good workouts and meal plans online, if you have the dedication to stick to it you can save the $50 a session. But people are lazy and stupid...

 

[The Oi]

Lazurus Fitness

You know, rising from the dead.

I still don't know why people have to pay for a trainer. You can find good workouts and meal plans online, if you have the dedication to stick to it you can save the $50 a session. But people are lazy and stupid...

Well that's a nice thing to say to a guy trying to fulfill his dream.

Hey, if there weren't zillions of fat lazy slobs or white kids with dreams of being role players for DII college basketball teams, there would be like three businesses in the United States.

 

[natedagg]

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[The Oi]

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I call bullshit.

 

[Otsego Mar]

Apocalyptical S&C
Train & Be Able S&C
Trinity Training (probably taken)

Well that's a nice thing to say to a guy trying to fulfill his dream.

Hey, if there weren't zillions of fat lazy slobs or white kids with dreams of being role players for DII college basketball teams, there would be like three businesses in the United States.

1. Prostitution
2. Farmer
3. Mail Man/Women

 

[natedagg]

Lazurus Fitness

I still don't know why people have to pay for a trainer. You can find good workouts and meal plans online, if you have the dedication to stick to it you can save the $50 a session. But people are lazy and stupid...

@The Oi here's what I was going to write but then accidentally hit publish...

This is just a bad post. It's like you are calling yourself non-lazy and smart because you use the internet and go to the gym. Frankly, it's myopic.

-There are people who do not understand nutrition and what works. There's lots of bad advice online about it.
-There are people who are trying to optimize something, who are not fat or stupid, but want to take themselves to new heights.
-There are people who are well-enough acquainted with their own psyche that they know a trainer will get them to consistently go to the gym.
-There people who make so much $ that $50 a session is a pittance.
-Why do people get lessons for a golf swing? Can't you just find that online? So how does one learn to do any compound weights without assistance, and get the form right?
-$100 a week is a lot for most people, but what else are they spending their $ on?

If it's a dumb industry that shouldn't exist due to technology, then why are people paying so much for it? I think it's a great industry and applaud those who step up, as clients, to make a change and accomplish something.

I think it's a fine endeavor for @Free Agency God too, even if I am shorting the common into the pink sheets.

 

[Mr. Orange]

@The Oi here's what I was going to write but then accidentally hit publish...

This is just a bad post. It's like you are calling yourself non-lazy and smart because you use the internet and go to the gym. Frankly, it's myopic.

-There are people who do not understand nutrition and what works. There's lots of bad advice online about it.
-There are people who are trying to optimize something, who are not fat or stupid, but want to take themselves to new heights.
-There are people who are well-enough acquainted with their own psyche that they know a trainer will get them to consistently go to the gym.
-There people who make so much $ that $50 a session is a pittance.
-Why do people get lessons for a golf swing? Can't you just find that online? So how does one learn to do any compound weights without assistance, and get the form right?
-$100 a week is a lot for most people, but what else are they spending their $ on?

If it's a dumb industry that shouldn't exist due to technology, then why are people paying so much for it? I think it's a great industry and applaud those who step up, as clients, to make a change and accomplish something.

I think it's a fine endeavor for @Free Agency God too, even if I am shorting the common into the pink sheets.

Yep I know. I should not have said stupid and lazy, that was wrong. People lack discipline. I hope he is successful.

Hey I got it! Free Agency God Training. FAG Training!