The 2016 Tank Thread

[Huber.]

lol

View: https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/775399564220198912

 

[Lee]

I'd have to redo my math. I figured I could get my own place and a couple rentals and be done, but some guaranteed spending money would be nice


Side question: if you get offered a book Deal and TV appearances do you take them? How much would they have to pay

No fucking way, i am not going to be the guy who blew 15 guys for 10 million. Not publicly atleast.

Book deal would be a ghost writer and anonymous.

This is fun, what would the name of the book be?

16 guys 1 mouth?

16 shades of gay?

16 for the money?

16 men and a gay Lee?

16 Cocks for 1 brother.

 

[Spectre]

 

[Goodbyehorses]

Ten million for all 16 at once. Fuck it, blow bang for ten mill tax free? Sign me up

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

invest half in mutual funds

Really though, look into ETFs if you don't want to passively invest. Lower fees.

 

[Lee]

Really though, look into ETFs if you don't want to passively invest. Lower fees.

I am familiar.

Mutual Funds is a very general statement here.

 

[Chris]

Thread sucks.

Literally.

 

[Spectre]

Thread sucks.

Literally.

So does this team.

 

[shoes22]

This tank stops for no man

View: https://twitter.com/PSchrags/status/775383974206201856

This is horrible.

With McCown starting, we’ll be competitive in more games. May even increase our projected season win total by 1 or 2.

The only bright side is the way McCown constantly gets beat up when playing, he’ll be injured by Week 5 or 6 and we’ll be stuck with Kessler.

Then we’ll really get the tank back on track.

 

[Randolphkeys]

I just watched the Raiders/Saints game instead of the Browns. Didn't have to perform any forced oral and the game was entertaining. Total win/win.

 

[Triple-S]

I just watched the Raiders/Saints game instead of the Browns. Didn't have to perform any forced oral and the game was entertaining. Total win/win.

If this team moved? I would have zero problem with it.

That's how bad this team is. I'd rather NOT have a team, try to find a new one, and move on with my life then deal with garbage.

 

[AZ_]

If this team moved? I would have zero problem with it.

That's how bad this team is. I'd rather NOT have a team, try to find a new one, and move on with my life then deal with garbage.

Then fucking do it already...

Christ.

 

[MikeOC33]

Can you provide more details on these dicks? Is it 16 all at once? In a row? A dick a day for half a month? Do you have veto power over the dicks or is it just complete luck of the draw?

What type of pubic grooming situation can we expect? Oh, and the finish. What's required there?

Just completely impossible to even begin to answer this without more info.

That is a lot of information to swallow all at once....

 

[Huber.]

Keep this up and I'm going to be come an Argonauts fan.

 

[MikeOC33]

Keep this up and I'm going to be come an Argonauts fan.

Canadian fans are very friendly, so there is that too.