The Commitee To Draft Stannis to run for President of the USA

[CleveRocks]

I have decided that there are not any decent presidential candidates in the race for 2016. I am looking for leadership, military experience, thoughtful positive american principles and a die hard Cav's fan. To that end, I want to start the commitee to draft our very own stannis into the race as an independent grass roots candidate.

I need a few volunteers to get this puppy off the ground. First we need a logo, and a catchy slogan, so any suggestions are welcome.

Lets make it happen!

 

[Chardon]

Scott Walker.

 

[Surge]

 

[The Oi]

Thread is weak without more background on his views and proof that this thread can become entertaining.

Fix it or fuck off.

I like Stannis though.

 

[Maximus]

 

[Surge]

I'd vote for a @gourimoko / @Lord Mar ticket.

Be interesting.

 

[Man Called X]

I would only vote for a complete and total dissolution of the USA and all branches of it's government.

 

[CleveRocks]

You can get something of his views reading the off topic threads, which I would argue provides more insight into his politics and ability than anything you read about any of the others.

As for entertaining, I was hoping to see some imaginative campaign platform suggestions ( such as banning Joey Crawford from sports) or at least slogans. ( Stan's the Man in 2016, or You can't kill me, I'm already dead!) But it is clearly too early on a sunday morning..

 

[macbdog]

I would personally love to see Teddy Roosevelt cloned Jurassic Park-style* and brought back to be our president. And this is knowing that he would think I am a wreak willed pantywaste of a man. Roosevelt would be the greatest Republican evar, we would be at war with ISIS by the end of his acceptance speech, whale hunts would be reinstituted, and those god damned Cubans would be brought back down a notch. Russia would overthrow Putin and install him as their honorary president. He would be a Hipster Hitler, they would follow without even knowing why.

 

[SalvadoranCavsfan]

Stannis is a family man. He gets my vote.

 

[Sebastian]

I have decided that there are not any decent presidential candidates in the race for 2016. I am looking for leadership, military experience, thoughtful positive american principles and a die hard Cav's fan. To that end, I want to start the commitee to draft our very own stannis into the race as an independent grass roots candidate.

I need a few volunteers to get this puppy off the ground. First we need a logo, and a catchy slogan, so any suggestions are welcome.

Lets make it happen!

You flatter me, sir. However, I think I'd rather go back to Afghanistan than spend even one year in DC.

Surely, @gourimoko would rather have the job.

Edit: Though, I wouldn't mind using an Executive Order to deport Olynyk, or better yet, use Rendition to send him to the tender mercies of our friends in the Mossad who are no doubt still salty about Blatt not winning a title this year. Also, audits on all Bulls season ticket holders. @The Human Q-Tip can round up some Marines to give Draymond Green a blanket party.

 

[Otsego Mar]

I would only vote for a complete and total dissolution of the USA and all branches of it's government.

or Ron Paul..........lol.

 

[CleveRocks]

You flatter me, sir. However, I think I'd rather go back to Afghanistan than spend even one year in DC.

Surely @gourimoko would rather have the job.

Which is exactly why I am drafting you to run, AND asking Gour to run your campaign..

 

[Stark]

Richard Jefferson.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

I would only vote for a complete and total dissolution of the USA and all branches of it's government.

I think I'm leaning your way now, X. Or at least, we need to start breaking up into some smaller units. Maybe a couple of Republics, some Peoples' Republics and Peoples Democratic Republics, and an unorganized territory or two.

I haven't figured out all the details yet, but I think "The Peoples' Republic of Kaitlyn", and the "Peoples' Democratic Republic of Black Lives Matter" have to be two candidates. The latter would be populated by these douchenozzles:

https://www.yahoo.com/politics/omalley-apologizes-for-telling-protesters-all-124506777521.html

And Texas obviously would be on its own as well.