Albert Belle calls in advice: don't trade your stars
by Paul Hoynes
First they lost. Then they traded everybody. Finally, they fired everybody.
So what else could be missing from this fine Indians season that ends today? What about a phone call from former Tribe slugger Albert Belle to tie all the loose ends together?
For the third time in the past two years, Belle punched my cellphone number from his home in Scottsdale, Ariz. As I walked down the dank visitor's tunnel at Fenway Park in Boston on Friday, I answered his call. There was no mistaking the voice on the other end of the line.
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Tell Larry Dolan I won't be interviewing for the manager's job," said one of the most feared and ill-tempered hitters in Indians history. "How can you manage when you've got no players?"
Manager Eric Wedge and his coaching staff were fired Wednesday by General Manager Mark Shapiro.
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This season isn't the manager's fault," Belle said. "
They traded away all his players. You can't win when you trade two Cy Young winners in CC Sabathia and Cliff Lee. Dolan is getting what he paid for."
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"Every time I watch a game in Cleveland, there's nobody in the stands," Belle said. "I said, 'Damn, it's worse than the old place [Cleveland Municipal Stadium] where we played.'
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Belle played eight years (1989-1996) for the Indians. He ranks second all-time in homers with 242 and slugging percentage at .580. In 1995, when the Indians reached the World Series for the first time in 41 years, he had one of the greatest seasons in club history.
Belle hit .317 and led the AL with 52 doubles, 50 homers, 126 RBI and a .690 slugging percentage. His OPS was 1.091.
He did not win the AL MVP award, mostly because of his sparkling personality and frequent suspensions.
It should be mentioned that I disliked Belle more than any player I've covered. He was a bully, uncooperative and a constant pain in the neck. I know the feeling was mutual.
I have no idea why he calls me, but Belle was and always will be entertaining.
"I might have to put a coaching staff of Kenny Lofton, Eddie Murray and Wayne Kirby together," Belle said. "Charles Nagy could be our pitching coach. Then I'd go to Dolan and apply for the job as manager.
"I could bring back all those guys. Maybe that would help."
Belle was laughing when he said that. He did not sound serious.
A bad left hip forced Belle to retire in 2000. If he had played a little longer, it would have been hard to keep him out of the Hall of Fame. Even now his numbers are elite -- .295, 389 doubles, 381 homers, 1,239 RBI, 974 runs, .396 on-base percentage and a .564 slugging percentage.
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"Joe Girardi is going to probably win Manager of the Year. I could manage the Yankees from home. I'd just call in the lineup every day from the golf course."
Belle, 43, said he liked watching Prince Fielder and the Brewers perform a recent choreographed routine after a walkoff homer. Fielder jumped on the plate and all his teammates fell down. The rest of baseball did not approve.
"I would love to do that," said Belle. "We were the first team to start all that in Cleveland when we were hitting all those walkoff homers."
That was a long time ago for the Indians and Belle.