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What can I do about my loud neighbors

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The Voice said:
Can’t they evict you or charge you for the door? Lmao the door is still making me laugh
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I have months of audio recording of them being dipshits and it's not enough for them to let me break the lease.

To prove that I'm doing it they'd need to have a recorder set up while they're partying at all times of the night and when they get home at 4am or at 7 am when I wake up and they're asleep, because my noise is intermittent and not constant. It ain't gonna happen
 
David. said:
I have months of audio recording of them being dipshits and it's not enough for them to let me break the lease.

To prove that I'm doing it they'd need to have a recorder set up while they're partying at all times of the night and when they get home at 4am or at 7 am when I wake up and they're asleep, because my noise is intermittent and not constant. It ain't gonna happen
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I was watching South Park last night and have an idea.

When they are out, break into their apartment and smear their walls with poop. It worked for Cartman last night, see no reason this wont work for you.
 
Lee said:
I was watching South Park last night and have an idea.

When they are out, break into their apartment and smear their walls with poop. It worked for Cartman last night, see no reason this wont work for you.
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You don't need to break in. Just take a large manila envelope, fill it with whatever your substance of choice happens to be (needs to be somewhat liquid, shaving cream works as well), place the open end under the door, and stomp on the closed end.
 
Lee said:
I was watching South Park last night and have an idea.

When they are out, break into their apartment and smear their walls with poop. It worked for Cartman last night, see no reason this wont work for you.
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Ive been searching for solutions and this one dude had a pro audio studio.

He put speakers in the ceiling and set it up to play back every noise the neighbors made n delay, 3 times.

That's pretty dope.
 
David. said:
Ive been searching for solutions and this one dude had a pro audio studio.

He put speakers in the ceiling and set it up to play back every noise the neighbors made n delay, 3 times.

That's pretty dope.
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Or buy some meth, throw it in their house, call the cops.

Not sure how much meth is, but I am guessing much cheaper than hiring a lawyer to get them evicted.
 
Have you considered partying with them? Once you do, you’ll better understand their infrastructure. I recommend leaving them an upper decker (taking a shit in the top tank of the toilet). Once that’s complete they’ll be flushing and your shit will continuously go into the bowl.

I would insist on shooting them with heroin, but I only really recommend that duding custody battles.
 
I actually think you are on the right track. There are 2 items here:
1. Guerilla warfare funny things involving them being too loud and various items of revenge. We enjoy these but these aren’t the answer.
2. Your lawful rights as a renter. This has potential. If it’s a problem w the building, you might be able to go class action and receive a payout based on being the member of said class. I favor this because you can do it on contingency, which would get you proper legal representation, and you mentioned that other neighbors were having the same problems hearing noise. Ask @The Human Q-Tip bc there might be similar “renter’s rights” attorneys, and they might represent individuals. I hate lawyers, but you did make multiple good faith efforts to play fair, and my concern would be that you will struggle to take this over the goal line without a professional.

So I would quit the bullshit w the air horn. While it is hilarious, I think it’s counterproductive and it is affecting more than just the neighbors who you want it to.

I love the decibel meter data. Make sure that you get a standardized recording on video that demonstrates that it is an accurate machine. I would think of the data as “building a case” to consolidate and send to the right attorneys. The quality of your own data, the documents, etc. could be the difference between their decision to take the case.
 
natedagg said:
I actually think you are on the right track. There are 2 items here:
1. Guerilla warfare funny things involving them being too loud and various items of revenge. We enjoy these but these aren’t the answer.
2. Your lawful rights as a renter. This has potential. If it’s a problem w the building, you might be able to go class action and receive a payout based on being the member of said class. I favor this because you can do it on contingency, which would get you proper legal representation, and you mentioned that other neighbors were having the same problems hearing noise. Ask @The Human Q-Tip bc there might be similar “renter’s rights” attorneys, and they might represent individuals. I hate lawyers, but you did make multiple good faith efforts to play fair, and my concern would be that you will struggle to take this over the goal line without a professional.

So I would quit the bullshit w the air horn. While it is hilarious, I think it’s counterproductive and it is affecting more than just the neighbors who you want it to.

I love the decibel meter data. Make sure that you get a standardized recording on video that demonstrates that it is an accurate machine. I would think of the data as “building a case” to consolidate and send to the right attorneys. The quality of your own data, the documents, etc. could be the difference between their decision to take the case.
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I agree with this and I think he needs to focus his energy on making the rental company come to their breaking point with him. There will be a point that he is so annoying and taking up their time that it's just easier for them to find a new tenant. They seem to have a full apartment complex so that breaking point might not be so hard to get to. Emails why convenient for him is also convenient to ignore for them. Phone calls will be way more effective and if they stop picking up or send him to voicemail then going to their office will really annoy them.

I've said before the objective isn't for it to be a short and sweet conversation. Make it painfully long and painful to listen to. Cross the line of the tenant/landlord relationship with details about your personal life that will be hard to listen to. Channel that kid that would raise their hand at the end of class to ask dumb questions that would make everyone stay 5 minutes longer. Don't let them get off the phone or away from the conversation easily.
 
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Have you considered attending their party and placing a roofie in the drinks?
 
This piece of shit decibel meter requires calibration, and of course that tool is several hundred dollars.
 
If had a noise I knew was a certain dB I could calibrate this thing myself but I don't know of one and it's not easy to find anything online
 
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