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Would you guys be more interestered in a hobbit or an orc as a GM? Do not say Gandalf as it was not offered.
Most initially are going to say Hobbit. But I prefer the Orc. Scouting is off the charts. Able to recognize fast, strong, and quick straight murderous mother fuckers. They're strategic and we're able to penetrate the impregnable Helms Deep. Hobbits can't identify talent. They're risky little shits and they aren't to be trusted. You could have JOK dropping to 52 and Bilbo has snuck outta the Shire and we are directionless.
 
Which all leads to the question...

would you guys be more interestered in a hobbit or an orc as a GM? Do not say Gandalf as it was not offered.
Gotta go with Orcs. Gandalf was an ancient being and spent time with Hobbits because they grew the dankest weed in Middle Earth and threw bitching parties.

Orcs however are experts on manflesh.
 
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God the media in this town is so embarrassing, particularly the ones that cover the Browns.

A “professional” reporter actually asked Andrew Berry if he ever just throws out the draft board/plan and “wings it” when making a pick. Thankfully Stefanski was there to make a lighthearted joke out of it, but it doesn’t change the fact that the question sucked.

It’s the last question in this clip:

This is how you know both Stefanski and Berry are consummate professionals, because they routinely get asked moronic questions in these press conferences, and they always remain completely respectful even when internally they’re dying inside.
I want to get drunk as fuck with those two
 
We always complained about our defense how slow our LBs are and how coverage was just bad with opposing QBs find it easy for our coverage. It is what we expected but now with one offseason, our secondary has changed from a weakness to a key strength and our LBs now have speed. I thought last season we are a great secondary away from being a super bowl contender. Previous year fixing the line and this year with our secondary. Assuming no injuries we have a legit chance this year - cannot wait till football starts!
 
Which all leads to the question...

would you guys be more interestered in a hobbit or an orc as a GM? Do not say Gandalf as it was not offered.

Orcs would be the ultimate futbol guyz. Probably run the single wing and not throw a single forward pass. But that might be enough - we saw what happened at Helm's Deep when that Uruk ran with that igniter torch through a tough defense and blasted the wall that guarded the Deep.

Elves, Dwarves, and Men together could not stop that punishing orc ground game.
 
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Most initially are going to say Hobbit. But I prefer the Orc. Scouting is off the charts. Able to recognize fast, strong, and quick straight murderous mother fuckers. They're strategic and we're able to penetrate the impregnable Helms Deep. Hobbits can't identify talent. They're risky little shits and they aren't to be trusted. You could have JOK dropping to 52 and Bilbo has snuck outta the Shire and we are directionless.

Hue Jackson was definitely a hobbit - or at least Gollum-like. Stay far away.
 
I think if Andrew Berry killed someone right now, there would be thousands of Browns fans out there that would help hide the body no questions asked.
Do we really need to turn every thread into a Kevin Love thread?
 
How big of a deal do you think it is in terms of relations with players and attracting FAs that our FO has young African-American dudes mostly running the show?
Ask Cavalier fans that question. Somehow they put together a roster with a bunch of white boys that can’t shoot consistently. Stereotypes don’t work all the time - there’s a shock.

I agree.

Bunch of dorks on here. Well there’s a clear agreement here, so @Randolphkeys knows what to do.

The new assignment is for someone to advance an argument in favor of hobbits. If this appears impossible, a character other than a wizard could be a possibility.

SexLand.
 
So is Harrison Bryant (Florida Atlantic) the only 2020 or 2021 pick NOT from a power conference?

I wonder if the Browns even considered Quinn Meinerz draftable.
 

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