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2024 Cleveland Browns Off-Season Thread

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adam81king said:
I was gonna say the Browns offer comes with Nick Chubb, but then I remembered they have Breece Hall...

The Browns don't have Aaron Rodgers bogging shit up, though!
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Rodgers leaves GB & they have Love who’s better and cheaper.

Jets have a big contract and a 40 year old that got hurt.

The Jets is the Jets.
 
As with last years search for a new DC, appears the Browns are casting a wide net and interviewing a lot of guys.

Nothing wrong with that.
 
The Bills were 3rd in the NFL in offensive EPA, among other things, when Dorsey was fired.

They needed a scapegoat because their record wasn’t good, but that was almost entirely fueled by brutally bad turnover luck the first ten weeks.

 
Yeah, but there’s one MAJOR problem with Dorsey and it has to do with a bizarre inconsiderate behavior of his among large groups in tiny restaurants.

@Deezus has been party to it.
 
Browns interviewing Seahawks OL coach Andy Dickerson now makes a lot more sense..

Similar to how some teams will interview coordinatiors for HC knowing they have their HC in place and it’s a work around to really interview them for a coordinator role, Browns likely interviewed Dickerson knowing there’s a good chance Callahan gets a HC job and takes his dad with him..
 
The Oi said:
Yeah, but there’s one MAJOR problem with Dorsey and it has to do with a bizarre inconsiderate behavior of his among large groups in tiny restaurants.

@Deezus has been party to it.
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Yep. My sister was actually good friends with his wife, Jordan. My sister actually married Jordan's best friend's brother from Troy, OH and they became really close friends after a wedding they were both invited to. As part of this, I became friendly with the Dorseys when Ken was with the browns (circa 2007ish) and had a few dinners/nights out as part of a large group with them, my sis and brother in law, etc.

I'll just say that Ken is an interesting guy. First of all, he's way fucking bigger than you think... dude is easily 6'5. He was also extremely cocky and had a funny, but over the top sense of humor that would embarrass his wife consistently.

His big thing was to pull my brother in law, a few other dudes, and I aside after dinner and after he'd have a few drinks and make us watch as he'd walk through (usually small, locally owned restaurants in the Westlake/Lakewood areas) and rip these terrible rotten-egg farts... "crop dusting", if you will. He'd then return to our group and laugh hysterically while the other patrons, trying to eat their food, made faces at each other and gagged. It was kind of funny, but honestly fucked up. Some of these people were out celebrating anniversaries, birthdays, etc.

Eventually, we realized that his after-dinner drink of choice was a White Russian and that Ken was lactose intolerant and was drinking them on purpose. This all finally reached a boiling point when he downed like 3 White Russians one night and absolutely destroyed the small bathroom at The Cabin Club in Westlake. I'm not joking when I say that multiple tables near the bathroom entrance got up and left. He thought it was hilarious but my wife, sister, and some of the other wives were super pissed and embarrassed and decided to end the night early.

After that both my sister and wife swore that we'd never hang out with the Dorseys again when they were in town if Ken was going to be there. Haven't seen him since.
 
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Deezus said:
Yep. My sister was actually good friends with his wife, Jordan. My sister actually married Jordan's best friend's brother from Troy, OH and they became really close friends after a wedding they were both invited to. As part of this, I became friendly with the Dorseys when Ken was with the browns (circa 2007ish) and had a few dinners/nights out as part of a large group with them, my sis and brother in law, etc.

I'll just say that Ken is an interesting guy. First of all, he's way fucking bigger than you think... dude is easily 6'5. He was also extremely cocky and had a funny, but over the top sense of humor that would embarrass his wife consistently.

His big thing was to pull my brother in law, a few other dudes, and I aside after dinner and after he'd have a few drinks and make us watch as he'd walk through (usually small, locally owned restaurants in the Westlake/Lakewood areas) and rip these terrible rotten-egg farts... "crop dusting", if you will. He'd then return to our group and laugh hysterically while the other patrons, trying to eat their food, made faces at each other and gagged. It was kind of funny, but honestly fucked up. Some of these people were out celebrating anniversaries, birthdays, etc.

Eventually, we realized that his after-dinner drink of choice was a White Russian and that Ken was lactose intolerant and was drinking them on purpose. This all finally reached a boiling point when he downed like 3 White Russians one night and absolutely destroyed the small bathroom at The Cabin Club in Westlake. I'm not joking when I say that multiple tables near the bathroom entrance got up and left. He thought it was hilarious but my wife, sister, and some of the other wives were super pissed and embarrassed and decided to end the night early.

After that both my sister and wife swore that we'd never hang out with the Dorseys again when they were in town if Ken was going to be there. Haven't seen him since.
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My cousin Randi goes to temple with George, one of the founders and owners of Cabin Club. Apparently it got back to him that this happened.

He called Ken to find out what was going on and Ken gave him the whole “do you know who I am” shpiel. Wrong guy to pull that with. George also owns Salmon Dave’s and a few other popular places in the area. He’s a local legend.

He asked if Dorsey wanted to meet him at the Muni Lot for the asskicking of a lifetime because he wasn’t gonna see him at any of his restaurants any more. Needless to say, Dorsey didn’t take him up on it.
 
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