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This is the one for which some of you -- or at least @Randolphkeys -- have been waiting. LeBron James aside, stiffs around the world consider it an insult to be lumped in with the group of "players" who have tended to occupy the Cavs' small forward position. I would wager that there is no other team in the NBA who managed to accumulate so much shitty talent at a single position during the last half century. For some, small forwards are the core of "positionless basketball", but the only sense in which these stiffs are positionless is that they were unable to play any position, including small forward.
And unlike Anthony Bennett being the prohibitive favorite in the power forward slot, there is no clear frontrunner among the collection of busts, rejects, and spazzes that comprise the small forward category. Because the poll function can only accommodate 10 names, I had to omit Darius Miles. Yes, he unquestionably sucked too. But compared to these other guys, merely "sucking" makes you pretty damn good.
Vote for 3.
And unlike Anthony Bennett being the prohibitive favorite in the power forward slot, there is no clear frontrunner among the collection of busts, rejects, and spazzes that comprise the small forward category. Because the poll function can only accommodate 10 names, I had to omit Darius Miles. Yes, he unquestionably sucked too. But compared to these other guys, merely "sucking" makes you pretty damn good.
Vote for 3.