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In a 16 game season predict by when the following is most likely to happen?
* The crowd starts chanting our backup QB's name
--> 1st home game. All it takes is 1-3 bad series in a row and there will be people chanting for Manziel.
* Our Starting QB gets injured
-->Our STARTING? Don't think he will.
* We identify a diamond in the rough in our squad
-->Game 1-3. And it's gonna either be Mingo showing pass rush skills or Gilbert showing he can be our Cribbs 2.0..I don't really count PoopDick in this category. And I guess you could throw TP in here.
* We start calling for our coach/GMs head
--> Mid-way after our easy beginning schedule then we go on a 3-4 game losing streak.
* We start rooting for the team to lose so that we get the top draft pick
--> I think we have a legit shot at starting the season 4-1. Just relying on our D and a couple bright spots by McCown and whatever WR wears the gorilla glue gloves that day w/Crowell or Poopy having a couple great games. Then it's all downhill from there. I don't think we technically will be out of it until later in the season. So I will say after week 13. We will lose a game to the 49ers, which we SHOULD win. And we would have to win out and get real lucky to make the playoffs. So we will just hope they lose all 3 to get a better draft pick.
...And I hope that bothers some person that I used 5 different shades of blue to answer.