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It's obviously a three way trade.
Cleveland Sends:
A bucket of Lake Erie Water
"Stone Cold" Sasha Pavs
The rights to Trajan Langdon
Cleveland gets:
Amare Stoudemire
Chris Paul
The rights to a hurricane
The rights to Mexico
How it helps Cleveland:
We get an entire ****ing country. And Mexican food.
Hurricane could blow all the crap out of the city *I'm looking at you Romeo and staph infections...and moondog.*
Stoudemire and Paul are pretty decent.
How it hurts Cleveland:
LeBron leaves for New York in 2010
Hurricanes kill people, but we actually save lives by getting rid of Sasha
Mexico has no downside...except maybe an STD.
New AHLINS sends:
The rights to a hurricane
Chris Paul
Gumbo
Les Miles' Hat
New AHLINS gets:
The Rights to Trajan Langdon
A Cactus
Sand
How it helps New AHLINS:
Sand is cool, unless it gets in your shoes
Trajan Langdon is the greatest player to ever come out of Alaska
A Cactus could guard the paint better than Peja.
How it hurts New AHLINS:
Sand is pretty worthless.
A Cactus is also worthless.
Trajan Langdon has lost a little bit on his driving game. You figure that one out.
Hooked on Phoenix sends:
Amare Stoudemire
A Cactus
Sand
The Rights to Mexico
Hooked on Phoenix gets
Gumbo
Les Miles' Hat
"Stone Cold" Sasha Pavs
A Bucket of Lake Erie Water
How it helps Hooked on Phoenix:
Les Miles' hat is really cool, and...ya know, stuff
Stone Cold can finally get in touch with his killer side with the Suns
Gumbo is kinda tasty, and when I say kinda, I mean not at all.
Lake Erie Water is the best water in the country.
How it hurts Hooked on Phoenix:
I've never seen a man dribble the ball off his leg like Pavs
Les Miles has lice
Gumbo sucks.
Lake Erie Water is really filled with our waste and piss. Sorry, it can't be helped.
Cleveland Sends:
A bucket of Lake Erie Water
"Stone Cold" Sasha Pavs
The rights to Trajan Langdon
Cleveland gets:
Amare Stoudemire
Chris Paul
The rights to a hurricane
The rights to Mexico
How it helps Cleveland:
We get an entire ****ing country. And Mexican food.
Hurricane could blow all the crap out of the city *I'm looking at you Romeo and staph infections...and moondog.*
Stoudemire and Paul are pretty decent.
How it hurts Cleveland:
LeBron leaves for New York in 2010
Hurricanes kill people, but we actually save lives by getting rid of Sasha
Mexico has no downside...except maybe an STD.
New AHLINS sends:
The rights to a hurricane
Chris Paul
Gumbo
Les Miles' Hat
New AHLINS gets:
The Rights to Trajan Langdon
A Cactus
Sand
How it helps New AHLINS:
Sand is cool, unless it gets in your shoes
Trajan Langdon is the greatest player to ever come out of Alaska
A Cactus could guard the paint better than Peja.
How it hurts New AHLINS:
Sand is pretty worthless.
A Cactus is also worthless.
Trajan Langdon has lost a little bit on his driving game. You figure that one out.
Hooked on Phoenix sends:
Amare Stoudemire
A Cactus
Sand
The Rights to Mexico
Hooked on Phoenix gets
Gumbo
Les Miles' Hat
"Stone Cold" Sasha Pavs
A Bucket of Lake Erie Water
How it helps Hooked on Phoenix:
Les Miles' hat is really cool, and...ya know, stuff
Stone Cold can finally get in touch with his killer side with the Suns
Gumbo is kinda tasty, and when I say kinda, I mean not at all.
Lake Erie Water is the best water in the country.
How it hurts Hooked on Phoenix:
I've never seen a man dribble the ball off his leg like Pavs
Les Miles has lice
Gumbo sucks.
Lake Erie Water is really filled with our waste and piss. Sorry, it can't be helped.