Derek Jeter

[The Oi]

Yes. He is correct.

Oh.

 

[PIP]

Erection city!!! O.M.GEEZY!!

 

[Ohio]

Easy pass

 

[Derek]

Erection city!!! O.M.GEEZY!!

Unless they're going to talk about the variety of fruit baskets he gave out, this might be the most boring doc ever.

 

[PIP]

Almost as cool

@The Oi
@Randolphkeys

 

[Randolphkeys]

Almost as cool

@The Oi
@Randolphkeys

The Dutch Boy is a tough hairstyle to pull off. If you let it go two weeks too long, well you are looking at the repercussions right here.

Best work around is to shave your head, save your Dutch Boy locks, and just glue them to your ball cap.

That's what I told Timmy to do in between bong rips:

 

[LL3]

Almost as cool

@The Oi
@Randolphkeys

The 'stache and shades combo is ....inspiring?!?

 

[AZ_]

Is this guy truly serious?

In what world does a 36 year old with a .710 OPS and diminishing skills command 6 years 150 million from a team?

This is truly the most ridiculous contract demand I have ever heard and more than likely will ever here.

Can anyone justify giving Jeter more than 5 million a year at this point?

I got hired by the Yankees exactly 10 days after this post.

 

[Lee]

I got hired by the Yankees exactly 10 days after this post.

Do you operate the pin stripe steam press?

 

[PIP]

Listen, assholes, Derek Jeter is an institution... If there is one athlete in the history of sports that deserves a blank check from his employer, it is Lord Jeter...

The GREATEST franchise in North America also possess the number one brand in this country and Derek Jeter has represented that brand with class, dignity, professionalism and respect... It is the Yankees honor that he chooses to stay with them.. It is not their right to hold onto him..

If I was Hank or Hal Steinbrenner and Derek Jeter came to me and said he would like to remain a Yankee for another six years at a reasonable $150 million dollars, I would fashion up that contract immediately and make sure to blow on the ink after he signed it to make sure it didn't smear and then laminate that bitch-- and then kiss one of his 5 World Series rings that he busted his ass to win for that organization....

A three year contract for one of the Yankees Mount Rushmore's is a slap in the face... Especially when THE CAPTAIN takes shortstop each and every game and has to look to his right to see an overpaid player and not a true Yankee..... (sorry, Alex, I didn't mean that)....

Still endorse this...

 

[PIP]

Pip would give him a 15 year $600M deal and hand deliver the checks....in the nude. :chuckles:

Facts!

RIP, Max...