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Napoleon

0/4 Stars.

Review:

Shit sandwich.

@The Human Q-Tip @Marcus

This film was awful. Terrible casting. Terrible plot. Terrible handling of the history.

It is worse than Braveheart from an historical point of view. Without the actual wonderful story nor structure.

Awful cinematography with Scott's obsession with blue filters that renders sterile one of the most voluptuous and visually sumptuous eras of art and fashion in history. Completely loses the thread of the feeling of the era or the things that animated so many changes.

As a Brit, Ridley Scott has as much clue about the French Revolution and Napoleon as a North Korean has about democracy and baseball. This version of Napoleon is basically a History Channel treatment of events as conjured by British propaganda and 5th Grade Book Reports.

HE COULDN'T EVEN GET TALLEYRAND'S QUOTE RIGHT! HE GAVE IT TO THE BRITISH AMBASSADOR!

He can't even get the relationships right. How do you have a biopic on Napoleon without Jean Lannes in it? Or, but it has Ney because that is a name every British kid knows.

The sole highlight are the costumes. They look great even under the self-imposed austerity of the teal and orange filters Scott enslaves with every shot.

Just utterly, and holistically awful. Giant, steaming, pile of shit. Embarrassing. It is like making a biopic about Washington wherein they turn George a drag-queen.

I'll admit to being so down on it from the reviews that I've never seen it. Just for starters, any movie about Napoleon that is largely about his relationship with Josephine is something in which I have zero interest anyway.
 
Napoleon

0/4 Stars.

Review:

Shit sandwich.

@The Human Q-Tip @Marcus

This film was awful. Terrible casting. Terrible plot. Terrible handling of the history.

It is worse than Braveheart from an historical point of view. Without the actual wonderful story nor structure.

Awful cinematography with Scott's obsession with blue filters that renders sterile one of the most voluptuous and visually sumptuous eras of art and fashion in history. Completely loses the thread of the feeling of the era or the things that animated so many changes.

As a Brit, Ridley Scott has as much clue about the French Revolution and Napoleon as a North Korean has about democracy and baseball. This version of Napoleon is basically a History Channel treatment of events as conjured by British propaganda and 5th Grade Book Reports.

HE COULDN'T EVEN GET TALLEYRAND'S QUOTE RIGHT! HE GAVE IT TO THE BRITISH AMBASSADOR!

He can't even get the relationships right. How do you have a biopic on Napoleon without Jean Lannes in it? Or, but it has Ney because that is a name every British kid knows.

The sole highlight are the costumes. They look great even under the self-imposed austerity of the teal and orange filters Scott enslaves with every shot.

Just utterly, and holistically awful. Giant, steaming, pile of shit. Embarrassing. It is like making a biopic about Washington wherein they turn George a drag-queen.
I would actually watch that final suggestion.
 
I'll admit to being so down on it from the reviews that I've never seen it. Just for starters, any movie about Napoleon that is largely about his relationship with Josephine is something in which I have zero interest anyway.
Yeah, it's been done.

And even as far as that go this film is comical.

It has zero aspect of it feeling historical or like the real people.

It was basically a couple Millennials bickering over avocado toast and Poly-relationships.
 
I loved dune. Dune 2 was one of if not the best looking movie I've ever seen, but the story/plot was a little lacking.

Christopher walken can not be in that movie. He is too strange and it takes you completely out of the movie.

Austin butlers character was awesome. Chalamets was great at the end. Lots of great acting.
 
I loved dune. Dune 2 was one of if not the best looking movie I've ever seen, but the story/plot was a little lacking.

Christopher walken can not be in that movie. He is too strange and it takes you completely out of the movie.

Austin butlers character was awesome. Chalamets was great at the end. Lots of great acting.
I am seeing it tomorrow, it is good to hear it is decent.

Chris Walken is too much of a legendary eccentric to play non-Christopher Walken characters.
 
I am seeing it tomorrow, it is good to hear it is decent.

Chris Walken is too much of a legendary eccentric to play non-Christopher Walken characters.

Christopher Walken should have played Aragorn and confused the shit out of all Middle-Earth.
 
I loved dune. Dune 2 was one of if not the best looking movie I've ever seen, but the story/plot was a little lacking.

Christopher walken can not be in that movie. He is too strange and it takes you completely out of the movie.

Austin butlers character was awesome. Chalamets was great at the end. Lots of great acting.
I liked it.
 
I am seeing it tomorrow, it is good to hear it is decent.

Chris Walken is too much of a legendary eccentric to play non-Christopher Walken characters.

Dune II on the big screen was totally worth it. Walken was the only wrong casting-choice, and Florence Pugh was sort-of wasted too, but all the others were right on target. Thought the leads and the villains were just terrific.
 
I think we're going again tonight


Pugh is just being set up for the next movie, will have a big role

Not sure what they're going to do with everyone re Zendaya Pugh chalamet
 
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Also saw Wonka.

Not sure if whoever controls Dahl’s legacy won’t allow it, but a… Joker-style Wonka would be amazing.

This is worse than the first, but considerably better than Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
 

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