I signed up for GamePass because I wanted to replay the original Gears of War and decided to also give Atomic Heart a test drive.
Not sure I've ever played a game that feels so AAA visually and so instant access narratively. The writing is so bad that it's noticeable, even by video game standards. And keep in mind I'm comparing this directly to the original Gears of War, which is an insanely dumb, absurdly macho experience. It feels like Shakespeare compared to Atomic Heart. The characters in Gears, while meatheads, are actually likable and occasionally funny or charming. The main character in Atomic Heart drops the absolute worst quips I have ever had the displeasure of hearing and has all the charm of a bag of cold dog shit. If you own a dog and have ever accidentally picked up the wrong pile of poop in the dead of winter, that's what the writing in this game feels like.
It's such a shame too, because the bones are here for a really cool game. As mentioned, it's fucking gorgeous. The art design is fantastic. The gameplay is an adequate mimicry of BioShock, which is to say a bit clunky but functional and fun enough. The problem is that, unlike BioShock, the writing in no way compensates for the good but not great gameplay. Writing this bad should not make it to final release in a AAA game like this. The lack of quality control here is astounding.
The best way I can think to describe the maturity level of the writing is to picture Beavis & Butthead minus the irony.