Silky Smooth
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^^^It's becasue Z was just bought out.
This thread would not be complete without my typical Celtics post so, without further ado:
I don't want to beat the Celtics, I want to destroy them. I want to take queer boy RR and shove a dildo up his ass. I want to see Ray Allen cry on the bench while we are dancing to the Rick Roll. I want to see The Big Asshole swear at the crowd then get:I want to see Kendrick Perkins pout like a little bitch then Shaq to teabag him with a monster dunk that makes his frowning ass smile for what I'm sure is the first time since he blew cock. I want to see Sheed lose his temper and get T'ed, I want to see Nate Robinson act like a bitch, then get bitch slapped by Jamario Moon. I want to see Mo shooting 3's and handing out ice cream while he destroys punk ass Rondo, I want to see Delonte. I want to see Antawn Jamison knocking down threes and hitting the most impossible shots I have ever seen.. I want to see Shaq, Tawn and Andy beat the holy hell out of the front line of the Celpricks. I want to see Gibson hit a damn three, Moon kiss the sky, and Leon Powe smile while we destroy his former team. But most importantly, I want to blow our Jawad and unleash the power of the Z buyout while we are dancing on the side lines and Ray Allen is crying like a punk ass bitch.
Fuck the Celtics.
I have been waiting for this since the opener. Please, please, please can we finally get a win in Boston?
I have such a hard time watching Celtics games and not cringing because of that ginger tool Scalabrine.
We need to establish our game plan early. Run often, these old men can't keep up with us, do not slow it to their pace.
Also- who will attempt more 2 handed dunks this game? Nate Robinson or J.J. Hickson?